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 Posted:   Sep 17, 2008 - 1:28 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

Please post only non-woof, non-yum stuff here. There's plenty of other threads for that.

Toss in a funny picture, a good joke, a cute story...


 
 Posted:   Sep 17, 2008 - 1:30 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

This one is to cheer up American Nightmare:


(xref: http://www.filmscoremonthly.com/board/posts.cfm?threadID=53576&forumID=7&archive=0)

 
 Posted:   Sep 17, 2008 - 2:27 PM   
 By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member)

This one is to cheer up American Nightmare:


(xref: http://www.filmscoremonthly.com/board/posts.cfm?threadID=53576&forumID=7&archive=0)


The pooch needs a cleft palate for the complete effect. smile

 
 Posted:   Sep 17, 2008 - 2:36 PM   
 By:   Josh   (Member)

ROFL! Thanks guys. That was priceless.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 17, 2008 - 3:11 PM   
 By:   Michael24   (Member)

I could not stop laughing when I saw this the other night.



big grin

 
 Posted:   Sep 17, 2008 - 5:38 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

I could not stop laughing when I saw this the other night.

big grin


5 points to GF for making me laugh out loud!

 
 Posted:   Sep 17, 2008 - 5:47 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

A string walks into a bar, orders a martini.

Bartender looks at him and says, "Get outta here. We don't serve strings in here."

The string walks out but decides to go back in. Before he does, he knots himself up completely, then frizzes out his ends into afros.

He walks back into the bar and orders a martini.

The bartender looks at him suspiciously. "Hey, aren't you that STRING that I just kicked out of here a little while ago?"

The string replied, "Oh no! I'm afraid not."

 
 Posted:   Sep 17, 2008 - 8:34 PM   
 By:   Josh   (Member)




P.S. @ DIB: "...afraid not." big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 17, 2008 - 8:38 PM   
 By:   Michael24   (Member)

AN - LMAO!!

DIB - LMAO again. (After I figured out the punchline. LOL!)


^ Hopefully some people will get it.

big grin

 
 Posted:   Sep 17, 2008 - 8:39 PM   
 By:   Josh   (Member)

LMAO!!



LOOOOOOOOOOOL! SMB2, right?

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 17, 2008 - 8:40 PM   
 By:   Michael24   (Member)

Yeah! I stumbled across that last night. Man, I hated that floating phantom head. Haha!

 
 Posted:   Sep 18, 2008 - 1:15 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

I don't understand the Batman thingy. Some help?

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 18, 2008 - 3:53 PM   
 By:   Thor   (Member)

I don't understand the Batman thingy. Some help?

Me neither. I'm guessing it's some kind of "internal" joke for computer gamers or something?!?

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 18, 2008 - 3:56 PM   
 By:   Michael24   (Member)

It's from SUPER MARIO BROS. 2. At certain times you had to pick up a key to unlock a door. Taking hold of the key would wake up the "Phantom Head" (as my brother and I always called it), and if you held the key for a certain period of time, it would come chasing after you. If you weren't fast enough, you'd have to drop the key, wait for it to disappear off screen, then pick up the key again and race to wherever you needed to take it before it would show up again. smile

 
 Posted:   Sep 18, 2008 - 4:56 PM   
 By:   Juanki   (Member)

quite fun!

Super Mario Bros 2 is a wonderful videogame by the way!

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 18, 2008 - 5:00 PM   
 By:   Michael24   (Member)

Yeah, it was always my favorite SMB game, at least up until MARIO 64. smile

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 18, 2008 - 5:33 PM   
 By:   Greg Bryant   (Member)

Please post only non-woof, non-yum stuff here. There's plenty of other threads for that.

Toss in a funny picture, a good joke, a cute story...



Is this a photo of what Paris Hilton would look like if she had been born as a dog? big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 18, 2008 - 5:35 PM   
 By:   Greg Bryant   (Member)

A string walks into a bar, orders a martini.

Bartender looks at him and says, "Get outta here. We don't serve strings in here."

The string walks out but decides to go back in. Before he does, he knots himself up completely, then frizzes out his ends into afros.

He walks back into the bar and orders a martini.

The bartender looks at him suspiciously. "Hey, aren't you that STRING that I just kicked out of here a little while ago?"

The string replied, "Oh no! I'm afraid not."


We need a new rule on this board, that you get banned and your thread locked down for telling bad jokes.

That said...

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 18, 2008 - 5:37 PM   
 By:   Greg Bryant   (Member)

AN - LMAO!!

DIB - LMAO again. (After I figured out the punchline. LOL!)


^ Hopefully some people will get it.

big grin



Okay, I admit it, I'm dense about this one. Could someone explain it to me?

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 18, 2008 - 5:39 PM   
 By:   Greg Bryant   (Member)

I don't understand the Batman thingy. Some help?

It's the scene from the 1966 Batman movie where Batman is trying to dispose of the bomb on the pier. But the bomb has been replaced with the key thingy.

 
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