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 Posted:   Jun 6, 2008 - 10:43 PM   
 By:   Josh   (Member)

"(She's uglier than) a can of smashed assholes."

 
 Posted:   Jun 6, 2008 - 10:57 PM   
 By:   Josh   (Member)

"craptacular" (negative)

"asstastic" (positive)


That was a craptacular film, but Selma Hayek's nude scene was asstastic!

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 7, 2008 - 5:12 AM   
 By:   Thread Assasin   (Member)

I think this is going to be a very educational thread for an oldster like me. I have not heard one of these phrases.

(PS - I'm serious! I think catch-phrases and slang are fascinating, although eventually most of it winds up being annoying.)

"Uglier than a can of smashed assholes." Mean spirited, to be sure...not something I'm likely to utter...but ear-catching, nonetheless.

You see, it's the smashed that gives it its oomph. ("Oomph" = 40s slang for, among other things,'pizzazz;' Ann Sheridan was known as "The Oomph Girl." )

Help keep me up to date. More like this please. smile

 
 Posted:   Jun 7, 2008 - 8:04 AM   
 By:   TominAtl   (Member)

"Thanks a PANT load!"

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 7, 2008 - 12:33 PM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

"It looks as if his face was set on fire and put out with a cricket bat."

 
 Posted:   Jun 7, 2008 - 1:20 PM   
 By:   mastadge   (Member)

"It looks as if his face was set on fire and put out with a cricket bat."

"It looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

"If you were on fire I wouldn't piss on you to save your life."

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 7, 2008 - 1:23 PM   
 By:   Francis   (Member)

"Who shook the freak tree?"

 
 Posted:   Jun 7, 2008 - 1:46 PM   
 By:   Josh   (Member)

"(She's a) butterface."

(when everything looks good butterface)

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 8, 2008 - 4:48 AM   
 By:   Thread Assasin   (Member)

Interesting.

From the examples above, "tacular" and "tastic" seem to have replaced "O-rama" from my day.

babe O-rama (nice looking girl)
beef O-rama (nice looking guy)
barf O-rama (anything unpleasant)

etc. "O-rama" got pasted onto everything back then.

I'm already rather fond of "craptacular."

 
 Posted:   Jun 8, 2008 - 11:35 AM   
 By:   Josh   (Member)

Those are also interchangeable:

"craptastic"

"asstacular"

wink

 
 Posted:   Jun 8, 2008 - 11:37 AM   
 By:   Josh   (Member)

"What the fu@k, Chuck?"

big grin

 
 Posted:   Jun 9, 2008 - 5:12 AM   
 By:   Jehannum   (Member)

"running on empty"

 
 Posted:   Sep 8, 2008 - 10:37 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

She looked like she'd been kissing tires on the freeway!


I think his face was on fire and somebody tried to put it out with an icepick.

 
 Posted:   Sep 8, 2008 - 10:52 AM   
 By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member)

"That dog went after her like she was made out of ham."

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 8, 2008 - 1:48 PM   
 By:   CinemaScope   (Member)

A face like a slapped arse!

A face like a ransom note.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 8, 2008 - 3:11 PM   
 By:   Clark Wayne   (Member)

"Her face looks like a Bulldog licking piss off a nettle".

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 8, 2008 - 3:12 PM   
 By:   Clark Wayne   (Member)

Or "He's as useful as a bag of arseholes".

 
 Posted:   Sep 8, 2008 - 3:30 PM   
 By:   nuts_score   (Member)

I'm for this one entering the everyday lexicon:

"OMGWTFBBQ!!!1!"

That one needs to stay and it needs to flourish to dinner table discussions.

 
 Posted:   Sep 8, 2008 - 9:59 PM   
 By:   Holly   (Member)

"(She's uglier than) a can of smashed assholes."

"Colder than a witches tit"

Do not forget...this was ONE of the many of pop's favourites!

 
 Posted:   Sep 9, 2008 - 8:55 AM   
 By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member)

"He's too stupid to live."

"He's worthless as tits on a boar."

"He's dumber than a bag full of hammers."

 
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