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I always wondered if Ennio would have come up with a “René la Canne” type theme for former-Regimental Colour Sergeant Gilberdyke, thanks to that strange gait he was given in Who Weeps.
And trust them to resurrect the brown box just at the time when I’ll be obliged to sell one of my houses just to cover the shipping costs.
Well, he did score the Italian release of "RETURN OF ALAN FINEHOUSE" which was a similar situation to the SPACE: 1999 ordeal from years earlier. I have to ask Gene if they have it in the "vaults," but maybe not since it was done specifically in/for the Italian market. I've never heard it.
From what I understand, the brown box has now become a small chest. I asked Gene to send along a picture or two of the new prototype.
VeryGawJus
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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! Master Replicators in Association with the Fred Loftybeck estate AND LBA Ltd. is proud to present the ALAN FIVEHOUSE Lifesize collection.
In 1986 whike filming commenced on THE ALAN FIVEHOUSE MURDERS, a complete body cast of actor Michael Lonsdale was made in order to film a pivotal immolation dream sequence. Although the scene was never used in the final film, the cast and subsequent mold that was created had remained stored in the archives of the Loftybeck Estate for decades. Now, we are able to present to you a full scale replica of Alan Fivehouse dressed in an Edward Sexton suit topped off with a black Stetson fedora. The hair that was used in this replica was created from actual cloned hair sampled from Mr. Lonsdale. Now, fans of Alan Fivehouse can own one of the limited 500 pieces created for this collection at the pre-order price of $9,995 USD.
Before his passing, we presented a prototype to Mr. Lonsdale. Upon seeing the finished product, he smiled with his approval and commented to us, “This is me from long ago…” Mr. Lonsdale was fascinated with how we were able to clone only a few samples and fabricate an entire head of hair for each full-scale figure. In addition, he was also impressed with the choice of Sexton’s line of suits that were used for this project. “Each replica features a uniquely different Edward Sexton suit,” remarked Gene Loftybeck of LBA, Ltd. “I never owned one of Sexton’s suits,” proclaimed Lonsdale. “I would have looked good in one,” he lamented.
Each replica stands at just under six-foot, two inches tall and features an integrated sound generator which plays up to thirteen different Fivehouse catch phrases from the various feature films when the finger is pulled.
When Mr. Lonsdale pulled the finger of the prototype, he smiled as the full-size figure quipped “My Game is Always in Motion…” Mr. Lonsdale smiled with joy at that moment.
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Took a while to figure out, but with those shipping costs it was cheaper to buy a transatlantic air ticket so I could make the purchase in person, and two return ones. I hope he bends sufficiently in the middle, the specs aren’t clear on that point.
The good news is that 120 Fivehouse figures are making its way over the pond in your direction in about 6 weeks or so. You won't have to worry about shipping costs. I'm told that if you offer a case of HP sauce to the receiver of the crates, that any duties or VAT will be waved with a special voucher that has been properly authorised by a local charitable organisation.
The only problem is that you will have to bring a box truck that can accommodate a vertically stacked crate (must not be positioned horizontally). The crate spans a minimum of 2 meters high. Some tie-down cables or "Bungy" cords may work. Also, it.s very important after unboxing the "Fivehouse Figure" that you immediately take Madagascar vanilla extract and pour some in each of the nostrils. If you do not do this, then the room will smell like uncontrollable flatulance after thirty minutes of sitting in the room. This is because of the preservatives used in the cargo container during shipping. But the Madagascar vanilla extract will remove any possibility of odor that may occur.
Right now, half of the units are at a small "warehouse" in the Garment district in New York City (around 37th and 7th Avenues) awaiting a fresh supply of Sexton suits to arrive from London next week.
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Took a while to figure out, but with those shipping costs it was cheaper to buy a transatlantic air ticket so I could make the purchase in person, and two return ones. I hope he bends sufficiently in the middle, the specs aren’t clear on that point.
The good news is that 120 Fivehouse figures are making its way over the pond in your direction in about 6 weeks or so. You won't have to worry about shipping costs. I'm told that if you offer a case of HP sauce to the receiver of the crates, that any duties or VAT will be waved with a special voucher that has been properly authorised by a local charitable organisation.
The only problem is that you will have to bring a box truck that can accommodate a vertically stacked crate (must not be positioned horizontally). The crate spans a minimum of 2 meters high. Some tie-down cables or "Bungy" cords may work. Also, it.s very important after unboxing the "Fivehouse Figure" that you immediately take Madagascar vanilla extract and pour some in each of the nostrils. If you do not do this, then the room will smell like uncontrollable flatulance after thirty minutes of sitting in the room. This is because of the preservatives used in the cargo container during shipping. But the Madagascar vanilla extract will remove any possibility of odor that may occur.
Right now, half of the units are at a small "warehouse" in the Garment district in New York City (around 37th and 7th Avenues) awaiting a fresh supply of Sexton suits to arrive from London next week.
Very
MaxB
None of that should be an issue; is there any other kind of vanilla extract than Madagascan?
I’m just awaiting confirmation that the beige mandarin suit has been approved.
Madagascar Vanilla extract is not in every store in the states, but it has demonstrated to be the best of all the vanilla extracts to neutralize the shipping stench.
The beige mandarin suit has been approved, but they had to do some alterations. It was cut "too wide" at the shoulders.
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Madagascar Vanilla extract is not in every store in the states, but it has demonstrated to be the best of all the vanilla extracts to neutralize the shipping stench.
The beige mandarin suit has been approved, but they had to do some alterations. It was cut "too wide" at the shoulders.
Very
MaxB
Spiffingly good news. Can’t wait for friends to nod sagely and say “ah, the Moonraker attire”, when we know that it was actually the Chinese Embassy scene from “Revenge of…”, poor saps. Different collar altogether.
Don't forget. Your friends can also pull his finger and he will then recite any one of 13 Fivehouse catch phrases. There is a full-range speaker mounted in the mouse, tweeters built into the ears, and a subwoofer in the arse.
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Madagascar Vanilla extract is not in every store in the states, but it has demonstrated to be the best of all the vanilla extracts to neutralize the shipping stench.
The beige mandarin suit has been approved, but they had to do some alterations. It was cut "too wide" at the shoulders.
Very
MaxB
Spiffingly good news. Can’t wait for friends to nod sagely and say “ah, the Moonraker attire”, when we know that it was actually the Chinese Embassy scene from “Revenge of…”, poor saps. Different collar altogether.
Don't forget. Your friends can also pull his finger and he will then recite any one of 13 Fivehouse catch phrases. There is a full-range speaker mounted in the mouse, tweeters built into the ears, and a subwoofer in the arse.
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MaxB
13? Don’t have that many friends. I’m starting to wonder if this is refundable.
Let me ask you, if you had an ALAN FIVEHOUSE full size figure set up that has a subwoofer in the arse, would you have ANY friends after that?
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Madagascar Vanilla extract is not in every store in the states, but it has demonstrated to be the best of all the vanilla extracts to neutralize the shipping stench.
The beige mandarin suit has been approved, but they had to do some alterations. It was cut "too wide" at the shoulders.
Very
MaxB
Spiffingly good news. Can’t wait for friends to nod sagely and say “ah, the Moonraker attire”, when we know that it was actually the Chinese Embassy scene from “Revenge of…”, poor saps. Different collar altogether.
Don't forget. Your friends can also pull his finger and he will then recite any one of 13 Fivehouse catch phrases. There is a full-range speaker mounted in the mouse, tweeters built into the ears, and a subwoofer in the arse.
Very
MaxB
13? Don’t have that many friends. I’m starting to wonder if this is refundable.
Let me ask you, if you had an ALAN FIVEHOUSE full size figure set up that has a subwoofer in the arse, would you have ANY friends after that?
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MaxB
Actually, you know what? If I had that, I wouldn’t NEED any friends.
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Madagascar Vanilla extract is not in every store in the states, but it has demonstrated to be the best of all the vanilla extracts to neutralize the shipping stench.
The beige mandarin suit has been approved, but they had to do some alterations. It was cut "too wide" at the shoulders.
Very
MaxB
Spiffingly good news. Can’t wait for friends to nod sagely and say “ah, the Moonraker attire”, when we know that it was actually the Chinese Embassy scene from “Revenge of…”, poor saps. Different collar altogether.
Don't forget. Your friends can also pull his finger and he will then recite any one of 13 Fivehouse catch phrases. There is a full-range speaker mounted in the mouse, tweeters built into the ears, and a subwoofer in the arse.
Very
MaxB
13? Don’t have that many friends. I’m starting to wonder if this is refundable.
Let me ask you, if you had an ALAN FIVEHOUSE full size figure set up that has a subwoofer in the arse, would you have ANY friends after that?
Very
MaxB
Actually, you know what? If I had that, I wouldn’t NEED any friends.
That cannot be refuted or rebutted.
MaxB
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