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 Posted:   Dec 4, 2018 - 6:54 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Borrowing from Thor's great "In films, don't you just hate it when" thread.

You have the worst cold in years, if not ever, sinuses stuffed so that you can’t breathe, yet snot is draining down the back of your throat and down your nose onto your upper lip, you’ve gotten no more than 3 or four hours of sleep the last two nights combined, ears are clogged, you’re achy with chills, and you feel like someone’s disconnected about 90% of your synapses. You can't go 5 minutes without coughing and cough medicine doesn't help at all. You know your doctor won’t give you anything because you’re not sick enough, you’ve dragged yourself thru your work day and now you need to stop by the grocery store on the way home. Seems like this is “whiny toddler’s day” at the store as every aisle you walk down has at least one kid with the same symptoms as you and they’re throwing a tantrum because mommy won’t buy them some stupid toy.
You finally have all the groceries you need and make it to a cashier that has only one customer. Turns out to be great-great grandmawmaw whom really needs someone to help her as she can’t lift anything from her cart heavier than a jar of mayo, so you help her with loading them onto the conveyor belt. Then she starts writing a check! Who uses checks nowadays?!? Or worse, she pays in cash and has to dig thru her change purse for that last penny. She thanks you for your help and now you feel guilty because you’ve tainted her groceries with your rhinoviruses and fear she’ll get sick and spend weeks in the hospital and likely die of pneumonia.
Now all you want to do is get home, eat some soup and try to sleep, which of course ain’t gonna happen.
Or is it just me whining again? wink

 
 Posted:   Dec 4, 2018 - 7:46 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

On a similar note, you need to pick up one or two things at the grocery store after a long day at work...

(1) You go to the 10 items or less line, and there's one cart with two people in front of you with 20 items in the cart. They get away with it by splitting up the grocery bill.

(2) There's just one person in front of you in the check out line but there's a problem with the item and the cashier has to call out onto the floor for someone to replace the defective item. Ticktock, ticktock, ticktock...

(3) The person in front of you knows the cashier or somehow related and they decide to catch up on old times while you're waiting to be checked out!

(4) You have just a few items to check out and you see an empty register but just as you reach the register someone with a cart full of stuff gets there before you.

(5) The person in front of you in the check out line pulls out 20 coupons.

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 4, 2018 - 7:46 AM   
 By:   joan hue   (Member)

I just went through this, but I didn't help any little old lady in a store. I didn't leave the house for about 9 days except to finally see a doctor because I was so sick, and he did prescribe some medication.

A week before Thanksgiving I caught the worst head and chest cold I've ever had. I coughed so hard I thought I'd snap a rib. It is always recommended that a person with a cold get lots of sleep. Yeah, right, I didn't sleep for days due to coughing and a feeling so rotten.

I hate colds. They cost us billions of dollars a year because people take sick days, and sometimes colds turn in to other horrendous diseases.

 
 Posted:   Dec 4, 2018 - 1:52 PM   
 By:   dtw   (Member)

Solium – yes! to all of those!

I could add: when a store has six or seven checkouts but only one of them is manned and there's a gradually increasing queue at it because the person currently being served has got some item under query (and/or the checkout operator is a dimwit). Other members of staff are visible in the store but they seem to be inordinately busy, I dunno, having an in-depth discussion of shelf-bay stocking techniques, instead of getting behind a till for five minutes to ease the backlog.

 
 Posted:   Dec 4, 2018 - 4:17 PM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

You're absolutely swamped with orders from customers at work. The busiest day you've had in months. Then, in a short amount of time, customers who haven't placed an order in a year or more will choose THAT DAY to order from you. It's as if they conspire to wait until the exact same time to hit you. It's maddening.

 
 Posted:   Dec 5, 2018 - 5:37 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

You're absolutely swamped with orders from customers at work. The busiest day you've had in months. Then, in a short amount of time, customers who haven't placed an order in a year or more will choose THAT DAY to order from you. It's as if they conspire to wait until the exact same time to hit you. It's maddening.

Exactly! In my case it mostly revolves around fiscal year end and budget money that the customers have to spend so it goes against the current year and they're not forking over big bucks at the start of the new fiscal.

Another work-related one that bugs me is when there is a break room and you go there to eat your lunch and someone has the door closed and they're in a skype call via their laptop. You start in and they give you a look like you're some lawbreaker when the room is clearly designated as a break room, not a conference room and everyone in the company knows it! I'm an easy-going guy, but there are plenty of conference rooms around, so I'm comin' in!

One more work-related. You’re having the kind of day Adam B described and someone just walks up to your desk and starts asking you about something you might be able to help them or their customer with. They don’t even have as much courtesy as Bill Lumbergh to at least say “Hello, (your name), what’s happening?” or call or skype you to check if you’re busy, they just expect you to drop what you’re doing and devote your time to them.
Our group just relocated near our old area, but the previous residents actually had some small, amber lights installed at their (now our) desks so that they could illuminate them to let folks know they’re busy-not that that would stop anyone. I’ve even had folks start talking to me when I’m using my phone. I’ve gotten to the point that when someone does that now, I simply put my other hand over the unused ear and ignore them until I finish up my phone call.

 
 Posted:   Dec 5, 2018 - 7:52 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Solium – yes! to all of those!

I could add: when a store has six or seven checkouts but only one of them is manned and there's a gradually increasing queue at it because the person currently being served has got some item under query (and/or the checkout operator is a dimwit). Other members of staff are visible in the store but they seem to be inordinately busy, I dunno, having an in-depth discussion of shelf-bay stocking techniques, instead of getting behind a till for five minutes to ease the backlog.


Oh, I hate that too! My local Walmart (a very busy place) has one register open at 9pm on a Saturday. WTF?!

 
 Posted:   Dec 5, 2018 - 8:12 AM   
 By:   Michael Scorefan   (Member)

I used to have a boss, who when he would come into my office, the look I dreaded most was when he had a big smile on his face, and tell me he had a "great opportunity" for me. It was inevitably a POS that required me to drop everything and work on whatever project he dumped on me, which made an already stressful day much worse. It wasn't quite on the level of Professor Farnsworth's "Good news everyone!", but close enough.

If he had been straight with me, and told me something had blown up, or he had forgotten something and it was now the last minute and he needed my help, I would have respected his being straight with me. But adding a layer of condescension to the added stress made for a nasty stew. Fortunately I was able to transfer away from him eventually.

 
 Posted:   Dec 5, 2018 - 9:44 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Solium – yes! to all of those!

I could add: when a store has six or seven checkouts but only one of them is manned and there's a gradually increasing queue at it because the person currently being served has got some item under query (and/or the checkout operator is a dimwit). Other members of staff are visible in the store but they seem to be inordinately busy, I dunno, having an in-depth discussion of shelf-bay stocking techniques, instead of getting behind a till for five minutes to ease the backlog.


Oh, I hate that too! My local Walmart (a very busy place) has one register open at 9pm on a Saturday. WTF?!


Absolutely! Does any megastore like that have more than 2 or 3 cashiers available nowadays anyway?!? One of our local Walmart Super Centers did away with the self-check express lines some time ago so that you only had those with cashiers. They must have gotten deluged with complaints because they reinstalled them and added even more. I use those most of the time, but if I'm buying more than 12 items or so I really prefer a cashier.
And, is it just my perception or does everyone try to checkout at exactly the same time, like salmon swimming upstream to spawn? It's really noticeable when it's the top of the hour. It's like folks think, "Ooh, it's ____o'clock, I've got to check out!"

 
 Posted:   Dec 5, 2018 - 9:54 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Solium – yes! to all of those!

I could add: when a store has six or seven checkouts but only one of them is manned and there's a gradually increasing queue at it because the person currently being served has got some item under query (and/or the checkout operator is a dimwit). Other members of staff are visible in the store but they seem to be inordinately busy, I dunno, having an in-depth discussion of shelf-bay stocking techniques, instead of getting behind a till for five minutes to ease the backlog.


Oh, I hate that too! My local Walmart (a very busy place) has one register open at 9pm on a Saturday. WTF?!


Absolutely! Does any megastore like that have more than 2 or 3 cashiers available nowadays anyway?!? One of our local Walmart Super Centers did away with the self-check express lines some time ago so that you only had those with cashiers. They must have gotten deluged with complaints because they reinstalled them and added even more. I use those most of the time, but if I'm buying more than 12 items or so I really prefer a cashier.
And, is it just my perception or does everyone try to checkout at exactly the same time, like salmon swimming upstream to spawn? It's really noticeable when it's the top of the hour. It's like folks think, "Ooh, it's ____o'clock, I've got to check out!"


I refuse to use self checkout. Should I stock the shelf's for them also? As long as I use a check out with a cashier I'm keeping someone employed. (Though I understand in these busy times some may elect to self check out.)

 
 Posted:   Dec 5, 2018 - 10:04 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

At cafeteria-style restaurants, why do folks act like their food trays are locked down to the counter(s)? It’s like they must push the tray along every single millimeter from where they started to the cashier! Can’t you just pick up your tray and bypass the remaining food sections when you’ve selected all your food items and carry it straight to the cashier ?!?

 
 Posted:   Dec 5, 2018 - 1:28 PM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

"Word Hijackers" - they try to pick up on how you're going to end your sentence and they say the last few words with you. Normally they're not intentionally being rude, but it can still be irritating. Some folks do it habitually.
A friend of mine was very intolerant of this habit and when he was done that way a time or two, he would have the last two or three words be cuss words, so word hijackers would embarrass themselves.

wink

 
 Posted:   Dec 5, 2018 - 1:49 PM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

What about "Milk talkers"? Wet talkers are bad enough, but Milk talkers - they're usually space invaders too. They're telling you something and every word they say which has an "Ah" or "Oh" sound somewhere in it, they open their mouth and there's this white (mucus?) string hanging from their upper teeth to their lower and it just kinda bounces up and down like a gross slinky or something! Sorta like a "Xenomorph" when it's getting ready to slam its toothed tongue into someone's head. Sometimes you catch a glimpse of their tongue and it looks like it's been coated with buttermilk batter! I've literally gagged when I've come up against it.

wink

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 5, 2018 - 2:34 PM   
 By:   Jim Cleveland   (Member)

What about "Milk talkers"? Wet talkers are bad enough, but Milk talkers - they're usually space invaders too. They're telling you something and every word they say which has an "Ah" or "Oh" sound somewhere in it, they open their mouth and there's this white (mucus?) string hanging from their upper teeth to their lower and it just kinda bounces up and down like a gross slinky or something! Sorta like a "Xenomorph" when it's getting ready to slam its toothed tongue into someone's head. Sometimes you catch a glimpse of their tongue and it looks like it's been coated with buttermilk batter! I've literally gagged when I've come up against it.

wink


Perhaps you were talking to the "queen" alien! big grinbig grinbig grinbig grin

WHOOPS! I didn't finish reading your entire post.... nevermind! big grin At least you and I are on the same wavelength!

 
 Posted:   Dec 5, 2018 - 3:25 PM   
 By:   dtw   (Member)

"Word Hijackers" - they try to pick up on how you're going to end your sentence and they say the last few words with you. Normally they're not intentionally being rude, but it can still be irritating. Some folks do it habitually.
wink


...similar to this, I have a colleague who, when you start to ask her a question, anticipates what it's going to be and cuts in to answer it while you're still less than halfway into it. This'd be a great convenience if the question she thought you were leading to was the question you were actually leading to ... but about 75% of the time, it isn't.

 
 Posted:   Dec 7, 2018 - 11:59 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

You’re walking along a hallway in an office building, whatever, in which there are offices on either side and people just walk right out into the hallway from an office, without even looking to see if someone (you) is in their path. This happens to me on a daily basis at work. We have all kinds of safety signage, corner mirrors, etc., but folks just barge right out into you. I've literally bumped into folks and nearly wiped them out!

 
 Posted:   Dec 8, 2018 - 4:03 AM   
 By:   ZapBrannigan   (Member)

I get a lot of calls at my job, and sometimes the first thing I hear upon answering is the caller coughing loudly right in my ear. It hurts. I have good hearing and I'm trying to keep it that way.

Why can't they cough before calling, or at least cover the mouthpiece when that's going to happen? Between that and other kinds of loudness, I've taken to keeping the receiver two inches from my ear when I pick it up. Every call is guilty until proven innocent.

 
 Posted:   Dec 9, 2018 - 11:12 AM   
 By:   madmovyman   (Member)

You’re walking along a hallway in an office building, whatever, in which there are offices on either side and people just walk right out into the hallway from an office, without even looking to see if someone (you) is in their path. This happens to me on a daily basis at work. We have all kinds of safety signage, corner mirrors, etc., but folks just barge right out into you. I've literally bumped into folks and nearly wiped them out!

This phenomenon is known as the 'human magnetism syndrome'.

Documented by the noted scientist Alphonso Bertolocosca in 1817, the only known defense is to wear a buffering agent.
Tin foil hats are the best.

 
 Posted:   Dec 9, 2018 - 11:24 AM   
 By:   madmovyman   (Member)

I get a lot of calls at my job, and sometimes the first thing I hear upon answering is the caller coughing loudly right in my ear. It hurts. I have good hearing and I'm trying to keep it that way.

Coughing before engaging in a phone conversation is a style of auditory agression that can establish a subliminal dominance during the call. You need to blow a whistle at the caller before talking to counter this effect.

 
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