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 Posted:   Nov 14, 2018 - 4:17 PM   
 By:   Jim Cleveland   (Member)

Why the hell didn't Dracula just sleep on a bed?

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 14, 2018 - 4:25 PM   
 By:   Tango Urilla   (Member)

Why the hell didn't Dracula just sleep on a bed?

That’s where the cat sleeps.

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 14, 2018 - 4:31 PM   
 By:   dbrooks   (Member)

Because his bride kicked him out of their bed. He had a cold and his "coffin" kept her up all day.

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 14, 2018 - 4:41 PM   
 By:   Jim Cleveland   (Member)

Because his bride kicked him out of their bed. He had a cold and his "coffin" kept her up all day.

I just saw that joke a few minutes ago... wasn't funny THERE either!big grinbig grinbig grin

 
 Posted:   Nov 14, 2018 - 5:46 PM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

He and his bride got a little too rambunctious and his fangs put two holes in the waterbed.

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 14, 2018 - 10:32 PM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Why the hell didn't Dracula just sleep on a bed?

He has to sleep in his native soil.

Would you want to sleep in a soiled bed?

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 14, 2018 - 10:39 PM   
 By:   Jim Cleveland   (Member)

Why the hell didn't Dracula just sleep on a bed?

He has to sleep in his native soil.

Would you want to sleep in a soiled bed?


Sure... if it's native-soiled! big grinbig grin

 
 Posted:   Nov 15, 2018 - 12:20 AM   
 By:   The Thing   (Member)

Because the bed bugs bite, and he didn't want anything upstaging his performance

 
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