I just couldn't wait so I could use Google Translate to (mis)quote the offending passenger as having said, 'Wie wäre es mit ein paar Bohnen, Herr Taggart?".
Preflight announcement: "In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion will serve as a floatation device. If none is available, pull your shirt down as far as you can and f*rt into it to inflate it."