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 Posted:   Jan 3, 2018 - 3:38 PM   
 By:   Jim Cleveland   (Member)

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’


 
 
 Posted:   Jan 3, 2018 - 3:55 PM   
 By:   Jim Cleveland   (Member)

AND... I just made up one!
What did the Chinese janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

"SUPPLIES!!!!" big grinbig grinbig grinbig grin

 
 Posted:   Jan 3, 2018 - 4:01 PM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

I made one up many years ago, too:


Q: Why do midgets always get the short end of the stick?

A: Because the can't carry the long one!

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 6, 2018 - 12:00 PM   
 By:   leagolfer   (Member)

Good joke, funny, haven't heard that one before.

If you want a big-joke go watch Alien 3 the creature is as slow as a slug/snail no conviction, no Xenomorph, a joke every-time it airs on tv.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 6, 2018 - 12:18 PM   
 By:   BillCarson   (Member)

AND... I just made up one!
What did the Chinese janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

"SUPPLIES!!!!" big grinbig grinbig grinbig grin


jim, thats funny post of the day.

 
 Posted:   Jan 7, 2018 - 8:48 AM   
 By:   Olivier   (Member)

AND... I just made up one!
What did the Chinese janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!!!!" big grinbig grinbig grinbig grin


I think you can go to prison for that one, nowadays-- but I love it big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 9, 2018 - 12:06 AM   
 By:   Preston Neal Jones   (Member)

One of my favorite New Yorker cartoons: Two snails on a turtle's back. The turtle is... just... getting... underway... when one snail says to the other, "Hang on to your hat, here we go!"

 
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