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 Posted:   Sep 21, 2017 - 1:33 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

In a crucial scene from KONG:SKULL ISLAND, a squadron of Army helicopters fly through a thunderstorm in a desperate attempt to reach SKull Island. Amaszngly, they all make it through.
The leader spots a giant figure and flies close to investigate. THE GIANT FIGURE TURNS OUT TO BE A FIFTY STORY APE! Too late for the pilot as Kong swipes at him sending his helicopter crashing to ground in flames:


Now, the other helicopters have to make a quick decision as to their course of action.
What should they do?

a. turn the hell around and try to fly back through the storm
b. land the helicopters where they are
c. fly off to a remote section of the island where they can land safely
d. continue to fly towards the ape , even though as soon as they are within arms length he will smash them to bits.
e. ask themselves "what would Tall Guy do?"

begin your deliberations
smile
bruce

Earlier tests in this series:
http://filmscoremonthly.com/board/posts.cfm?threadID=92675&forumID=7&archive=0

 
 Posted:   Sep 21, 2017 - 1:57 PM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Good quiz!
First off and not to be a smarty, but Kong is really going to be 5 stories tall, right, not 50? I mean, 50 is like, 500 feet tall and likely a helicopter would be a bee compared to Kong.

I would guess:
e. ask themselves "what would Tall Guy do?"
Then, when they asked, some smart guy would say, "Idiots! That was him in the lead chopper! We know what he would do!"

 
 Posted:   Sep 21, 2017 - 3:38 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

You lost me at "In a crucial scene in Kong skull island...!!" wink

 
 Posted:   Sep 22, 2017 - 2:34 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

Good quiz!
First off and not to be a smarty, but Kong is really going to be 5 stories tall, right, not 50? I mean, 50 is like, 500 feet tall and likely a helicopter would be a bee compared to Kong.

!"


Yeah, well you hit on just one the myriad of idiocies in this film. KONG was way too tall! More like the amazing colossal man than a giant ape. Worse, he was quiet as a ninja who could sneak up on people without making a sound!!!

geez!

 
 Posted:   Sep 24, 2017 - 2:54 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

geee.....
I must be losing my mojo. Even the titular hero of this thread has ignored it

what the emoji for embarrassment?
brm

 
 Posted:   Sep 24, 2017 - 2:55 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

You lost me at "In a crucial scene in Kong skull island...!!" wink

I lost EVERYBODY!!!!!

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 24, 2017 - 3:03 PM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

geee.....
I must be losing my mojo. Even the titular hero of this thread has ignored it

what the emoji for embarrassment?
brm



Don't fret, I'm just figuring out what I'd do.... I suspect it'd involve a change of trouserwear.

 
 Posted:   Sep 24, 2017 - 3:05 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

geee.....
I must be losing my mojo. Even the titular hero of this thread has ignored it

what the emoji for embarrassment?
brm



Don't fret, I'm just figuring out what I'd do.... I suspect it'd involve a change of trouserwear.


One of the options I forgot to include:

f.keep firing your machine guns even thought they are having no effect whatsoever on KONG

is that what you would do oh wise one?
smile

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 24, 2017 - 3:24 PM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

geee.....
I must be losing my mojo. Even the titular hero of this thread has ignored it

what the emoji for embarrassment?
brm



Don't fret, I'm just figuring out what I'd do.... I suspect it'd involve a change of trouserwear.


One of the options I forgot to include:

f.keep firing your machine guns even thought they are having no effect whatsoever on KONG

is that what you would do oh wise one?
smile



I think I'd probably break off for a spot of tea.

 
 Posted:   Sep 24, 2017 - 3:33 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Go into space and nuke it, its the only way to be sure.

 
 Posted:   Sep 24, 2017 - 3:49 PM   
 By:   RoryR   (Member)

Why don't we ever see Kong do doo doo? I happen to know gorillas poop a lot, that and fart. Do you know how much Kong would have to eat to sustain himself? That dude would be taking huge dumps, and I'd hate to be around when he pissed, too!

 
 Posted:   Sep 25, 2017 - 12:12 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Good quiz!
First off and not to be a smarty, but Kong is really going to be 5 stories tall, right, not 50? I mean, 50 is like, 500 feet tall and likely a helicopter would be a bee compared to Kong.

I would guess:
e. ask themselves "what would Tall Guy do?"
Then, when they asked, some smart guy would say, "Idiots! That was him in the lead chopper! We know what he would do!"


Yes, they up sized him so he could fight Godzilla in some future film they have planned. Skull Island bombed and Godzilla made it's money in one weekend then tanked. Not holding my breath this match up will ever get filmed much less off the ground.

 
 Posted:   Sep 25, 2017 - 1:38 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Cant wait for the third in the trilogy KONG: DOO DOO MOUNTAIN

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 25, 2017 - 6:38 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Cant wait for the third in the trilogy KONG: DOO DOO MOUNTAIN



"Buried in monkey crap, nobody can hear you scream"

 
 Posted:   Sep 25, 2017 - 7:50 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

MONKEY SHIT DONT SHINE

 
 Posted:   Sep 25, 2017 - 7:57 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

KONG: RECIPES FOR PUMPKIN SPICE

 
 Posted:   Sep 25, 2017 - 8:03 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

KONG: RECIPES FOR PUMPKIN SPICE

LMAO! Now that's a film I want to see. big grin

 
 Posted:   Sep 25, 2017 - 8:08 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

"Monkey doo, monkey see"?

 
 Posted:   Sep 25, 2017 - 10:07 AM   
 By:   DOGBELLE   (Member)

tallguy will strip naked at last 10 minutes of the film.
robed Mr. kong's boom box and start to run across the screen(right to left)
playing c.c.r's run thru the jungle at a volume setting 10 plus squared the number 2.

by the way, Mrs tallguy was so proud of her husband. She took all her girlfriends to see the movie.
then handed out free DVD in blue ray too each one.

 
 Posted:   Sep 25, 2017 - 11:19 AM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

Kong: Dung Island

 
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