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 Posted:   Mar 19, 2017 - 6:24 AM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

Erect Gunship as Sling Haven
Her Helicopters as Ocular Cunt Ad

in

DUAL CAR

Also starring

Magic Hole Hug
Seminal Girl Bits

Co-starring

Oral Charms
Jenny Has Ovens
Auntie Gravel

With

Shapely Doll Crack
One Small Smile
I Ogle a Dick
Fly a Goofy Bender
Seen Nob Gorge

Music by Denser Bra Jam
Director of Photograhy: A Cash Jerk
Production Designer: Reborn Brain Nods

Screenplay by Smarmy Jesting
From the novel by Amber Stork

Associate Producer: Nanny Keyholes Snot
Produced by Handy Nosh Tin

Directed by Shit Reference

 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2017 - 6:48 AM   
 By:   RoryR   (Member)

Oy vey

 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2017 - 7:37 AM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

Directed by Shit Reference

Ahhhhh -- that's clearly directed by Michael Bay.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2017 - 8:08 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Heh - that's good, Graham.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2017 - 8:41 AM   
 By:   fmfan1   (Member)

Funny, I just watched

LARGE HUT CADAVER FEARS HIS MORN

looking for more

A DIE RISE

references.

And this cadaver really does fear his morn.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2017 - 12:21 PM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

Ah, fmfan1, I see that you went to the third in the chronological series (I'm not counting the second one in which Her Helicopters didn't appear). I don't rate that one too highly. It does have great music, again by Denser Bra Jam, but the lack of a strong adversary such as Sling Haven (the wonderful Erect Gunship) lets it down, and director Dire Cad Sniffer didn't really have a feel for the Gothic universe of the Dual Car character, something Shit Reference excelled at. The 1966 direct sequel may not have had Erect Gunship, but it did have Her Helicopters (no dialogue- just hissing and snarling). And of course Shit Reference. As I say, the one you saw had some good things in it, but "The Monsignor" as played by Saudi Pervert, was all at sea when the story focussed on the young lovebirds. I know I said that the direct sequel lacked Sling Haven too, but I found the cast much better. Apart from Her Helicopters, the "man of the cloth" was vastly better than Saudi Pervert, and played as a kind of protective religious grump by the splendid Dire Wanker. And let's not forget the transformation from prissy virginal pain-in-the-ass party-pooper to seductive, aggressive sexually-energised vampiress, brilliantly played by the lovely Share a Belly Bra.

 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2017 - 2:49 PM   
 By:   WILLIAMDMCCRUM   (Member)

Is this another football page, like Bra-Frisk Fool's?

I'm not interested unless Tit-Drip Gin is involved.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2017 - 3:06 PM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Speaking of football, I saw scum in the neat red playing today.

 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2017 - 3:12 PM   
 By:   WILLIAMDMCCRUM   (Member)

Wasn't this one scored by Ms. Rear-End Jab?

 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2017 - 3:32 PM   
 By:   WILLIAMDMCCRUM   (Member)

Speaking of football, I saw scum in the neat red playing today.


I refrain from mentioning the rugby yesterday. I wish to cause no pain.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 21, 2017 - 3:58 PM   
 By:   Graham Watt   (Member)

I think that two or three people have so far caught (cottoned?) on to what this is all about. Do you others want me to spell it out for you? Tee hee. Is it worth my (and your) time?

By the way, I didn't bother to even put my mind to deciphering the football/ rugby refs ("references"), because I'm not interested in sport. But if you like classic Hammer Horrors, you ought to at least know the studio's most acclaimed actors (Erect Gunship and Her Helicopters) and its most iconic director (Shit Reference though).

 
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