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Def Proof
The Gray Velvet Quartet
Serpents and Rainbows
Texas Eardrum Massacre
The Last Band on Earth
Arias Attack!
Nozzles for Achoo
The Ouijas (a.k.a. Disco Inferno)
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Richard Bachman-Turner Maximum Overdrive.
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The Birds (British all-girl rock band, remix album by The Krystal Plumage)
Pet Sematary Boys
Dorian Dorian
Technophobia
Big Trouble in C Minor
The Mummies and the Poppas
Resident Weevils
Les Baxter & His Dunwich Horrors (feat. guest vocals by House of Usher on "The Ballad of X: The Man with the Xylophone Hands")
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Wes Craven's New Dream Academy
Sleepaway Camp for Cutie
I Rocked with a Zombie
It Came From My Teenager's Headphones!
The Buena Vista Psycho Club
Rod Stewart and the Silver Mullets (Reunion Tour)
28 Jack Daniels Later...
Thumbs N' Toeses (formerly known as Portrait of a Serial Thriller)
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Carnival of Soul
Danny Elfman and the Final Confrontations
30 Seconds to the Blind Dead Templars
I Am John Legend, These Are My Musics, Enjoy
Chopping Mall (Unplugged)
Invasion of the iPod People
*Pentagram Symbol* (or the artist formerly known as Prince of Darkness)
MC Hammer Horror presents "Dracula Has Risen: Too Legit to Quit"
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"What's in the Jukebox?!" - Se17enteen Deadly Oldies, including "Mr. Candyman (Bring Me a Scream)," "Twist and Saw and Shout," "Build Me Up Brundle-Bug," and "Good Golly, Miss Annie Wilkes"
The Whining - The Past Year in Emo, including "I'm Not Okay (I'm a Cenobite)," "Swing. Swing. Chop. Chop." and "I Know You Know I Know You're So Last Summer"
A Lil' Hip-Hop of Horrors - Jams to Silence Yo' Lambs By, including "Nothin' But a Gojira Thang," "Tommy-Knock Life," "Bava in Ya Ear," "Get Ur Freaks On," "**** the Maniac Police," and "My Anaconda Don't Want None" (featuring gurgling noises and Spanish rap by Jon Voight)
Presented in your choice of a) multi-hinged jewel case with over-strong teeth and redundant sheet with back cover design glued to the back cover, b) lossy download, or c) glorious cardboard guaranteed to cut the part of your hand between your index finger and your thumb and scratch all discs beyond recognition (c. also includes intellectually-stimulating and esteem-affirming pop-up Die-o-Rama). Act now and receive an incomplete compilation of the long-buried Wayne Newton/Marilyn Manson "Black Christmas" duets at extra charge.
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And for a purgatorial time only, receive 66.6% off the Contaminated Classics Collection with soul-stirring renditions of:
"Eine Kleine Nachtmahr Am Elmstraße," "On the Deep Red Danube," "Adagio for Things," "Pomp and Circumstance and Zombies," "Crystal Lake," and "Piano Sonata No. 11 in A Major...Without a Face!"
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Wuz the Boogeyman would be my punk rock band name
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