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As I may have posted here a while back, I have had some very serious problems with Raccoons invading my apartment(The never got in the apartment, per se, but they got into the ceiling and came close many times to falling through....very terrifying.). I hate them with a PASSION.
Well... about 30 minutes ago(A little before midnight), I was driving back home when all of a sudden one of the little fuckers ran RIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF MY CAR, and I NAILED IT! Not intentionally, mind you; I had absolutely ZERO warning and there was no way I could avoid hitting it.
Here's what I'M worried about... that the "scent" of that Raccoon might be on the underside of my car and it could attract any Raccoons that might be in my neighbourhood. Is this possible?
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Here's what I'M worried about... that the "scent" of that Raccoon might be on the underside of my car and it could attract any Raccoons that might be in my neighbourhood. Is this possible?
what, you mean like a raccoon forensics team? Sort of critter Csi? Poking around the undercarriage of your motor armed with torches and magnifying glasses and taking blood samples to find out who their hit n run victim is?!
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I've had the same problems with squirrels.
I could fill volumes recounting those stories.
Here is what I did:
I purchased a HAV-A-HEART trap (squirrel size - you may need a slightly larger size for raccoons. The HAV-A-HEART traps come in several sizes) at Home Depot. It didn't cost much.
Then I drove to WalMart and purchased a plastic bin large enough for the trap to fit in.
I filled the trap with crackers spread with fresh peanut butter.
I filled the plastic bin with water.
Each time I caught a squirrel, I placed the trap in the water. The squirrel drowned in seconds. I placed the carcass in a trash bag and put the bag into my dumpster.
…NEXT?
I've eliminated hundreds of squirrels in this manner.
I truly hate killing anything.
But those squirrels tried to kill ME!
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I've had the same problems with squirrels.
I filled the trap with crackers spread with fresh peanut butter.
I filled the plastic bin with water.
Each time I caught a squirrel, I placed the trap in the water. The squirrel drowned in seconds. I placed the carcass in a trash bag and put the bag into my dumpster.
…NEXT?
I've eliminated hundreds of squirrels in this manner.
I truly hate killing anything.
But those squirrels tried to kill ME!
by day, chris kinsinger meek and mild soundtracks and shows collector all-round nice guy - by night, cold-blooded squirrel exterminator!!
How long before the first squirrel black ops hit squad turns up and drags you off to the end of the garden, never seen again! Ha ha.
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"Theys all bushy-tailed rats. Whole family of rats. Woulda growed up to be a rat...!"
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Sigh. Its from goodfellas.
After ant-man superhero turned up and got squished underfoot by the villain, you wonder what powers Squirrel-man might have ?
Perhaps an incredible ability to hide stuff away?
Dr evil: "Now where did i put that fkn laser???!!!"
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OK.
Y'all have had quite a bit of fun, mocking my previous post.
I used to adore squirrels.
Then I purchased a home with a back yard full of them.
I fed them peanuts.
I thought they were such cute little critters.
I wanted to live in peace with them.
But…NOOO!!!
The squirrels gnawed their way INTO my home!
They tore into my balcony wall and invaded my home!
Every time one of them came in, I caught it and put it outdoors again.
This went on for months, until the evening when I walked onto my back porch to grill steaks for dinner. I lit my gas grill, and it EXPLODED in my face! Seriously. MY BEARD WAS ON FIRE!
After I cleaned myself up, I examined my gas grill. The squirrels had chewed holes in the gas line. That was my moment of truth. It was either them, or me.
I bought the HAV-A HEART trap. I trapped over one hundred squirrels, and drove each of them across the Susquehanna River and placed them in a wooded area.
When I had repaired my gas grill, and they TRIED TO KILL ME a second time, I began drowning them on the premises.
Sorry, fellas.
Mock me all you like.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNbFX407LUI
Well, if you got a squirrel problem, you got a problem. However, might I suggest dispencing with the traps since all you do is drown them, and just get a bee bee rifle. It's way more fun.
Of course there's also mini cherry bombs wrapped in empty peanut shells.
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