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 Posted:   Jun 24, 2015 - 4:31 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Ive seen a few cochroaches on this side of the forum, one in particular and a few on holiday.

In a Tenerife apartment i put my bare feet over the side of the bed to get up and by accident trod on a fat one with a squelch!!

Ok bring on your bug stories!

 
 Posted:   Jun 24, 2015 - 4:32 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Had a scary preying mantis experience in crete too.
Ooh er. Thought me and my mate were gonners!

 
 Posted:   Jun 24, 2015 - 9:20 PM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)


My worst creepy crawly critter experience was in Bermuda. I stayed in an old luxury hotel that had a large concrete balcony off our room. A group of us were having drinks on the balcony one night and the only light we had was a small bare bulb above the door. Suddenly I heard this scraping noise along the top of the wall. It alternated from one end of the balcony to the other and got louder. We didn't know what it was so someone with a lighter gave us some extra light.

The scraping noise was about 10 large, disgusting bugs. They were crawling along the top of the balcony which was above a garden. They told us they were Palmetto bugs. I think I screamed and ran. The next day I found one in my shoe and in my suitcase. I freaked out and spent the rest of my vacation looking for them in everything.

 
 Posted:   Jun 25, 2015 - 4:49 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Talking of cock chafers, hows cabana boy and his car washing OCD?!

 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2015 - 2:31 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Hey, edwzoomom, you never told us?

 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2015 - 4:01 PM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)

Hey, edwzoomom, you never told us?

Sorry Bill, I just saw this. smile. Well, he seems to have slowed down a bit. He is very busy taking care of the pool and it appears that the car washing has taken a backseat - no pun intended. The weather around here has been unusually cool so that is probably the reason. Once we hit the 90s he will be in full garish glory.

I have to tell you though that today he was wearing what looked like normal dungaree shorts - REALLY tight but longer thank God. I told my hubby that maybe he split the other ones. Not sure how I'd feel about that.

 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2015 - 5:09 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

if you were really mean, You could offer to repair them with your needle and thread - to ensure comedy value continues in the neighbourhood??

 
 Posted:   Jul 5, 2015 - 5:27 PM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)

if you were really mean, You could offer to repair them with your needle and thread - to ensure comedy value continues in the neighbourhood??

ewww, the thought of it. I can almost guarantee the when the temp rises so will the length of the shorts. Another eww moment. smile

 
 Posted:   Jul 6, 2015 - 1:44 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Get the minor spitfire to record and post some footage of this comedy car washer!!
Ha ha

in other news, man who wore his wifes shorts at the tennis club appears to have bought some new normal adidas baggy ones. I think the previous ones were fred perrys - but about two sizes too small! I always wondered why his eyes seem to water all the time!!

 
 Posted:   Jul 6, 2015 - 4:25 PM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)

Get the minor spitfire to record and post some footage of this comedy car washer!!
Ha ha

in other news, man who wore his wifes shorts at the tennis club appears to have bought some new normal adidas baggy ones. I think the previous ones were fred perrys - but about two sizes too small! I always wondered why his eyes seem to water all the time!!


Minor spitfire says that watching said neighbor "creeps her out" so you can forget the video. Ewww is her only comment when she sees him.

The mental picture of the tennis "pro" made my day Bill. BTW, I forgot to mention that Cabana Boy has an identical twin. However, he is heavier and doesn't wear hot pants, thank God!

 
 Posted:   Jul 6, 2015 - 4:46 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

Ok well have you got any fit female neighbours who wash their car like "lucille" in Cool hand luke?!! Id take some footaGe of that instead!! Ha ha.

 
 Posted:   Jul 6, 2015 - 6:48 PM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)

Ok well have you got any fit female neighbours who wash their car like "lucille" in Cool hand luke?!! Id take some footaGe of that instead!! Ha ha.

I never video anyone except my kids, hubby and my cats and they always know when I am doing it. Sorry! smile

 
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