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I've never eaten a Tic Tac that was over three years old. Somebody needs to call the Guinness Book, OzMan! I have some good friends who run a cafe, and I help them out from time to time when things get busy. Last weekend one of them dropped a slice of pecan pie on the floor, and then threw it directly into the trash can. I saw it in there sitting on a fairly clean-looking paper plate. I pulled it out and ate it. My friends both stood there staring at me as if I had three heads. They were aghast. The pie was delicious, and I'm still here to tell the story.
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I've never been THAT drunk. I was so drunk one time that I didn't reach the bath room on my way home in time after a 9-hour visit to a strip joint; okay, two times. But I've never eaten food off of any kind of floor.
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Is this a euphemism for something you pick up at a drive-in?
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The only thing ive picked up off the floor is ...my jaw when i saw this thread!! What are you people like?!!
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The only thing ive picked up off the floor is ...my jaw when i saw this thread!! What are you people like?!! Okay Bill, Humor King of FSM, I cannot believe that this made your jaw drop! Pulling our legs? Well, a bit of comedic exaggerration and license , edwzoomom. That said, its fairly gross. Alrite, maybe, if we were 5 and didnt know any better. Im reminded of joyce grenfell's brilliant teacher sketch where shes telling imaginary class to sit down. Paraphrasing from memory "Timothy, what have you got in your hand? ...but we havent had jam for 3 days.... Where did you find it? ... In your pocket!...no, dont eat it, its got fuzzy bits on it...!"
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Jun 12, 2015 - 5:02 PM
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edwzoomom
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The only thing ive picked up off the floor is ...my jaw when i saw this thread!! What are you people like?!! Okay Bill, Humor King of FSM, I cannot believe that this made your jaw drop! Pulling our legs? Well, a bit of comedic exaggerration and license , edwzoomom. That said, its fairly gross. Alrite, maybe, if we were 5 and didnt know any better. Im reminded of joyce grenfell's brilliant teacher sketch where shes telling imaginary class to sit down. Paraphrasing from memory "Timothy, what have you got in your hand? ...but we havent had jam for 3 days.... Where did you find it? ... In your pocket!...no, dont eat it, its got fuzzy bits on it...!" That's good. Other moms can attest to this. The binky falls on the floor/ground and what do you do? My friend used to lick it off and stick it back in the babe's mouth. Yuck and gag. Me? I carried a spare or 2. That was with the first baby. Second baby? 3 second rule but never did what my friend did. Still yuck!
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