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 Posted:   Apr 17, 2015 - 7:53 PM   
 By:   theOzman   (Member)

Well... it's confession time; have you ever confused Desiten (the anal ointment) with your toothpaste (for your teeth) and have one end up where it doesn't belong?

smile

Oz

 
 Posted:   Apr 19, 2015 - 4:25 PM   
 By:   theOzman   (Member)

bump! smile

 
 Posted:   Apr 29, 2015 - 2:40 PM   
 By:   theOzman   (Member)

Does this even need to be bumped again?

 
 Posted:   Apr 29, 2015 - 3:08 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

I don't keep ointments of any kind near my toothpaste.

That said, I have washed my hair with body wash in the shower. Just grabbed the wrong container (shampoo on left, body wash on right).

Thanks for asking, though. I'm getting older and this is one of those things I'll take extra-special precautions against.

 
 Posted:   Apr 29, 2015 - 3:15 PM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Well... it's confession time; have you ever confused Desiten (the anal ointment) with your toothpaste (for your teeth) and have one end up where it doesn't belong?

smile

Oz


No, I keep my anal ointments in the dungeon.

 
 Posted:   Apr 29, 2015 - 5:45 PM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

Nope, but I once confused an Ex-Lax pill for an Advil. I paid for it six hours later.

 
 Posted:   Apr 30, 2015 - 10:58 AM   
 By:   theOzman   (Member)

I once rinsed out my mouth with "chew spit" that was in an old Snapple Bottle... and it wasn't mine, either.

frown

Oz

 
 Posted:   May 1, 2015 - 12:42 PM   
 By:   Sir David of Garland   (Member)

I once put cornstarch in a cornbread recipe instead of baking powder. It made for a dense batch of muffins.

But this doesn't sound like quite what you want to hear.

 
 Posted:   May 1, 2015 - 1:45 PM   
 By:   WILLIAMDMCCRUM   (Member)

I do recall a joke once about a doctor, and the punchline was, "That's nothing ... I had a fellow in here this morning with athlete's foot in his backside ..."

Mercifully, I can't recall the actual joke.

 
 
 Posted:   May 2, 2015 - 6:50 AM   
 By:   vinylscrubber   (Member)

I vaguely recall my mother coming home with a shopping bag containing a tube that I mistook for a new toothpaste and put some on my finger to try, and stormed off to my Mom proclaiming I would NEVER use the new toothpaste. I had neglected to translate the label showing it as
anchovy paste--yechhh.

 
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