Gee whiz, Monty, I was hoping "visiting the Colonel" was some kind of interesting euphemism.
Hmm, I wasn't sure what 'visiting the Colonel' could possibly mean other than what I wrote. So I figured maybe 'it's regional'? So I go into regional-slang and put in Berkeley, California and 'visiting the Colonel' and it references me: 'see dirty Sanchez'. Who knew?