Not sure how I'd vote if I still lived there, but I'd sure love to be there now to witness the excitement. Just as long as the McVitties' Digestives, Walker's Shortbread and Scottish Single Malts don't become affected.
Ye've been afftected yersel', Montana! Ye forgoat Irn Bru (made in Scoatlan' - frae girders), magic fur the day efter! An' dinnae forget Deep Fried Mars Bars! Scrumptious! Heart attack oan its wey! An' whit aboot that poor wee beastie, the haggis, runnin' aroon' the hills aw the time so it's goat legs oan wan side shoarter than the twa oan the ither? Och but the midgies! The midgies!! Ah'd export them aw tae England (fur a billion poon, or mibbe euro, per midge) so that they ponces unnerston' whit it's like tae live in a country as shite as ma beloved Scoatlan' the Brave!
... except without the drafty Kilts which were never a manly thing in the first place.
They micht no hae been manly fur YOU, Richard (dae ye mind if ah caw ye "Dick"?), but fur the REAL Scoatsman, like me, an' Shawn Konnery, we've goat a ton o' thick sausage oan display unner that "skirt", that ye can see when we dae the Heilan' Fling -or even the Konnery "golf swing oan a windy day in Marbella". The kilt's only no manly when ye huv tae cover up yer Wee Willie Winkie - coz it's wee!
What a rank, repulsive post. You have none of Sean Connery's class. The last thing I want to look at is a man in a skirt dancing the Highland Fling. No thanks.
What a rank, repulsive post. You have none of Sean Connery's class. The last thing I want to look at is a man in a skirt dancing the Highland Fling. No thanks.
I want for Scotland what Sean Connery wants.
Ocht, mon - ye're no enterin' intae the spirit o' things here! Hae a wee dram!
Ye've been afftected yersel', Montana! Ye forgoat Irn Bru (made in Scoatlan' - frae girders), magic fur the day efter! An' dinnae forget Deep Fried Mars Bars! Scrumptious! Heart attack oan its wey! An' whit aboot that poor wee beastie, the haggis, runnin' aroon' the hills aw the time so it's goat legs oan wan side shoarter than the twa oan the ither? Och but the midgies! The midgies!! Ah'd export them aw tae England (fur a billion poon, or mibbe euro, per midge) so that they ponces unnerston' whit it's like tae live in a country as shite as ma beloved Scoatlan' the Brave!
Whilst I'm born English, I do have a vested interest in what happens in the vote (as may be judged by my profile pic - anyone wanna joke about skirts now? I'll nut ya )....but the feeling is that whilst it may get close, Scotland will remain part of the UK but with more devolved powers....the "No" vote will get it I think...but not by much....
He wants tae live in Yeoorope an' pay less scoobies tae the Revenue mon, an' gie 'ies taxes tae them foreigners.
I'm finding that my friends who are left -wing orientated are actually often reluctant to vote for separation, because although they may eschew globalisation on a certain level, they hate nationalism more.
Economics will decide it, or would if those things were debated beyond the mere rhetorical.
Sean Connery has long been an advocate of nationalism and independence for Scotland in public and behind the scenes. He wants fair taxation and fair representation for every Scot, a state of affairs that does not presently exist under English rule. His motives are not selfish, and joking about it is in very poor taste, to say the least. Connery has become less vocal since the decline of his health, but there is no doubting his sincerity and dedication to the cause.
