[Anna is making phone sex with Carter when her husband enters the room] Gerald Fletcher: What's the matter? You got gut trouble or somink? Anna: No, darling. Just doing my exercises. [in the phone] Anna: Listen, Janet, Gerald's just walked in. I must ring off.
Keith:Stuff it! My girlfriend is coming from Liverpool tonight! Nice surprise, isn't it? Jack Carter: [throwing him the money] Here, go get yourself a course in karate.
"No, I wanted the steelbook, not the ordinary bluray"
"Well, why didn't you say so?"
"You were too quick for me"
Y'know, I may have been paraphrasing from the book Jack's Return Home on which the film was based... I watched the fillum last night and the above dialogue isn't in it
Other changes include it being set in Scunthorpe rather than Newcastle. Scunthorpe, as many will know, is famous for having a swear word in the name. Two other English football teams share that distinction. Do you know which ones? Answer below... NB swear words involved.
Arsenal and, according to the friend who told me the joke, Fucking Leeds
