"Half of the people complaining on the first pages of the Varese Announcement thread have since passed away, we mourn their loss and keep an eye out for their shitty second (cold) hand golden age collection."
"Buyers beware, CDs can reek of kasha"
"New Golden Age promotion, buy 5 CDs and get a free burial plot."
SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: Varese Announcement's Can Be Dangerous To Your (Mental) Health. Varese Announcements Should Come With Viagra. Perhaps Then We'll Get Excited About Their Releases.