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 Posted:   Sep 12, 2015 - 4:24 PM   
 By:   Disco Stu   (Member)

Knock somebody out but don't tie them up, and don't take their firearm or at least the ammunition contained in it, but just toss it a few feet away.

D.S.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 12, 2015 - 4:32 PM   
 By:   Disco Stu   (Member)

Every hospital has to have a tin voiced loud over assertive fat black woman at reception that don't take no shit from no one nor none and n'thin', complete with bobble head moves.
I don't know where they breed those land based sea cows but I would welcome the bombing that facility.

D.S.

 
 Posted:   Sep 12, 2015 - 5:28 PM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

...trains don't stop when they hit something on the tracks? Back To The Future III is a good example

Well, to be fair, freight trains have enormous mass and sometimes can take miles to come to a stop. As stated above, if someone sets a helicopter right in front of an oncoming train pulling many thousands of tons of raw material that train aint stoppin' for anything real quick. It may not even derail. Even the train operator in Superman couldn't stop his train when he saw the gap in the tracks. Fortunately Supes saved the day. smile

 
 Posted:   Sep 13, 2015 - 2:28 AM   
 By:   gone   (Member)

... hero is toilet hugging drunk, gets a glass of water thrown in his face, which sobers him up enough to save the day in one form or another

 
 Posted:   Sep 13, 2015 - 7:00 AM   
 By:   Mr. Jack   (Member)

... hero is toilet hugging drunk, gets a glass of water thrown in his face, which sobers him up enough to save the day in one form or another

Ah yes, Instant Sobriety. In real life, it takes a full night's sleep to get over a major drunk, and you'll still feel like shit in the morning.

 
 Posted:   Sep 13, 2015 - 9:13 AM   
 By:   CindyLover   (Member)

Considering the current nature of "binge watching", recaps are a total waste of time.

There are things some people do called "missing an episode" and "not having season sets of shows," so those recaps of key events are useful for them.

 
 Posted:   Sep 13, 2015 - 8:32 PM   
 By:   Mr. Jack   (Member)

Considering the current nature of "binge watching", recaps are a total waste of time.

There are things some people do called "missing an episode" and "not having season sets of shows," so those recaps of key events are useful for them.


But on a DVD or Blu-Ray set? Not at all.

 
 Posted:   Nov 3, 2015 - 7:16 AM   
 By:   Mr. Jack   (Member)

...a character is portrayed as a stereotypical "nerd", and they are apparently interested in EVERY even vaguely "nerdy" thing in pop culture? Something like The Big Bang Theory is a good example...Sheldon and his friends are into Star Trek and Star Wars...and Babylon 5...and X-Men...and Superman...and... (etc., etc., etc.) I'm into a lot of nerdy stuff myself, but I hardly have enough interest or free time to watch all sci-fi and/or fantasy shows and movies. It's never enough to just have someone be a "Trekkie" or whatever, they literally have to have their living space crammed wall-to-wall with random sci-fi memorabilia and assorted rickrack. Hell, prior to the J.J. Abrams movies, I knew virtually nothing about Star Trek, aside from the general clichés that have seeped into pop culture.

Also, "nerdy" characters must have thick glasses, horrible hygiene, terrible fashion sense, and must cringe away in terror when confronted with an attractive woman (even as they secretly lust after them in their private time). Movie characters who admit to liking Star Trek/Wars are never played by the likes of Brad Pitt or whoever.

 
 Posted:   Nov 3, 2015 - 8:11 AM   
 By:   Michael Scorefan   (Member)

...a character is portrayed as a stereotypical "nerd", and they are apparently interested in EVERY even vaguely "nerdy" thing in pop culture? Something like The Big Bang Theory is a good example...Sheldon and his friends are into Star Trek and Star Wars...and Babylon 5...and X-Men...and Superman...and... (etc., etc., etc.) I'm into a lot of nerdy stuff myself, but I hardly have enough interest or free time to watch all sci-fi and/or fantasy shows and movies. It's never enough to just have someone be a "Trekkie" or whatever, they literally have to have their living space crammed wall-to-wall with random sci-fi memorabilia and assorted rickrack. Hell, prior to the J.J. Abrams movies, I knew virtually nothing about Star Trek, aside from the general clichés that have seeped into pop culture.

I pretty much resemble this person. I am a huge fan of Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Lord of the Rings, Marvel, and DC. And that doesn't even count the series that I enjoy at least some of the films in the series, but don't consider myself to be a hard core fan like the Alien series, the Terminator series, Battlestar Galactica, etc. Of course, I don't love each series equally. Nor do I devote equal time to each series. For example, no other series can match the number of times I have seen the Star Wars movies. Nor do I love all things SF or fantasy, but that said, if it involves SF or fantasy, my interest is at least piqued.

Also, "nerdy" characters must have thick glasses, horrible hygiene, terrible fashion sense, and must cringe away in terror when confronted with an attractive woman (even as they secretly lust after them in their private time). Movie characters who admit to liking Star Trek/Wars are never played by the likes of Brad Pitt or whoever.

This is definitely true. Adam Scott's Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation is one of the rare exceptions to this.

 
 Posted:   Nov 3, 2015 - 8:36 AM   
 By:   Mr. Jack   (Member)


This is definitely true. Adam Scott's Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation is one of the rare exceptions to this.


Also Halle Berry in Boomerang and Zoe Saldanna in The Terminal admit to being Trekkies (even if Saldanna totally messes up the Vulcan finger salute in the latter...funny she actually went on to appear in Trek). 99% of the time, though, anyone who has any sort of interest in nerdy shit in the movies is always a grotesque, morbidly-obese shut-in.

Wait, Steve Carell in The 40 Year Old Virgin was actually good-looking and in-shape...the bad fashion sense and awkwardness around women was there, but at least they made him out to be somewhat functional in general society, despite the usual, "Ha-ha, let's plaster his apartment with toys!" visual shorthand for "he's never been laid". It's just such a cruel cliché, though...you like sci-fi? Then you're a retarded hermit who no woman will ever touch.

 
 Posted:   Nov 3, 2015 - 1:53 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

you see this in superhero movies a lot....

example: SMALLVILLE

an elevator is sabotaged and is hurtling in freefall to destruction. Supe' flies to the bottom of the shaft and stops the car from hitting pavement by stretching out his arms. Of course, the force of the impact is still the same and the car would be crushed. An object or person in freefall has to be gradually slowed down or cushioned in some way i.e. a trampoline.
brm

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 3, 2015 - 2:47 PM   
 By:   The Wanderer   (Member)

I hate it when a character - usually a cop - calls another character "hotshot". It makes me want to punch the writer.

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 3, 2015 - 5:02 PM   
 By:   Rameau   (Member)

Before he gets into action, some anti-hero is living like a slob, drinking beer & eating junk food, yet for some reason he has the body & abbs of a...well, of a Hollywood actor with his own personal trainer!

 
 Posted:   Nov 4, 2015 - 2:30 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

Before he gets into action, some anti-hero is living like a slob, drinking beer & eating junk food, yet for some reason he has the body & abbs of a...well, of a Hollywood actor with his own personal trainer!

I kinda already pointed this out in an earlier post
But, it can never be repeated enuf
smile
brm

 
 Posted:   Nov 4, 2015 - 2:31 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

I hate it when a character - usually a cop - calls another character "hotshot". It makes me want to punch the writer.

Or, in film noir films from the 40's "smart boy"
brm

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 4, 2015 - 2:40 PM   
 By:   Rameau   (Member)

Before he gets into action, some anti-hero is living like a slob, drinking beer & eating junk food, yet for some reason he has the body & abbs of a...well, of a Hollywood actor with his own personal trainer!

I kinda already pointed this out in an earlier post
But, it can never be repeated enuf
smile
brm


Sorry, that's probably happened a few times, it's a long thread to trawl through.

 
 Posted:   Nov 4, 2015 - 7:48 PM   
 By:   Mr. Jack   (Member)

...when someone is confronted with a mysterious gun or a knife left on a desk or the floor...and then immediately pick it up, all the better to leave incriminating fingerprints upon it? Ron Howard's film The Paper has one of the all-time dumbest examples of this I can think of (two black teenagers come across a shot-up car filled with bodies, and one stoops down to pick up the UZI left behind by the killers). Even worse when the character who picks it up is a police officer or detective who should know better.

 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2015 - 4:53 AM   
 By:   SBD   (Member)

...when someone is confronted with a mysterious gun or a knife left on a desk or the floor...and then immediately pick it up, all the better to leave incriminating fingerprints upon it? Ron Howard's film The Paper has one of the all-time dumbest examples of this I can think of (two black teenagers come across a shot-up car filled with bodies, and one stoops down to pick up the UZI left behind by the killers). Even worse when the character who picks it up is a police officer or detective who should know better.

...or a man with a particular set of skills, as in TAKEN 3. This is a moronic cliche, but here, it was particularly galling.

 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2015 - 5:20 AM   
 By:   Mr. Jack   (Member)

I am really sick of the gunfight which ends with the villain trapped and defeated.........
until he spots a passerby (usually a woman) whom he grabs and uses as a shield.
"Drop your weapons or she dies". And, of course a squad of cops obey him and drop their weapons.


There's a funny tweaking of this cliché in the first Captain America, where Cap is chasing down a killer, who grabs a kid to use as a human shield, then tosses him into the water next to the dock, assuming that Cap will choose to jump in and save the boy instead of continuing the pursuit, but when Cap looks over into the water, he seeing the kid dogpaddling around and saying, "I can swim! Go get him!" Whole audience laughed at that bit.

 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2015 - 1:22 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

...when someone is confronted with a mysterious gun or a knife left on a desk or the floor...and then immediately pick it up, all the better to leave incriminating fingerprints upon it? Ron Howard's film The Paper has one of the all-time dumbest examples of this I can think of (two black teenagers come across a shot-up car filled with bodies, and one stoops down to pick up the UZI left behind by the killers). Even worse when the character who picks it up is a police officer or detective who should know better.

PERRY MASON seemed to use this cliché in every ep!!!!!
brm

 
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