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 Posted:   Nov 1, 2013 - 12:02 AM   
 By:   Mark R. Y.   (Member)

theOzman is a weird dude who likes catching flies with his bare hands.

A skill, he says, not designed to impress others.

I can see why.

big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 1, 2013 - 12:08 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Mark lists his neighbours as "Oscar the Grouch" and this guy....

 
 Posted:   Nov 1, 2013 - 12:20 AM   
 By:   Josh Mitchell   (Member)

Rick15 eats Asian food with what he calls his "chopfingers."

 
 Posted:   Nov 1, 2013 - 4:05 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

On weekends, the Mitchells sell handcrafted leather key chain reproductions of the lies in this thread at county fairs across the country.

 
 Posted:   Nov 2, 2013 - 11:06 AM   
 By:   theOzman   (Member)

Jim Phelps likes to eat bowls of dry sand and claims that it's a good source of fiber.

 
 Posted:   Nov 2, 2013 - 11:06 AM   
 By:   theOzman   (Member)

(Double post)

 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2013 - 5:13 PM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

The OzMan is a liar. He lies to confuse us. But he also mixes lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological. Don't listen to what he says. Understand? Do not listen.

 
 Posted:   Nov 5, 2013 - 9:07 PM   
 By:   theOzman   (Member)

Adam B. always falls for the "Hey, pull my finger" gag, not because he's gullible, but because he's a sniffer.

 
 Posted:   Nov 6, 2013 - 1:17 AM   
 By:   Warlok   (Member)

theOzman has been waiting for just the right moment...

... biding his time...

... in secret...

... always in the background...

... lurking in the shadows...

... to return to this thread. And wreak SUPREME UNHOLY HAVOC upon us.

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 6, 2013 - 2:57 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Warlok will only eat fruit hand picked, washed and delivered to his door by Mariah Carey.

 
 Posted:   Nov 6, 2013 - 6:23 AM   
 By:   Warlok   (Member)

Warlok will only eat fruit hand picked, washed and delivered to his door by Mariah Carey.

OFFTOPIC: That is quite possible. Far-fetched, but possible.

 
 Posted:   Nov 6, 2013 - 4:58 PM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Warlok is heartbroken that McDonalds has taken the McDouble off the Dollar Menu. (No wait...that's me. Sorry Warlok.)

 
 Posted:   Nov 7, 2013 - 8:20 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Adam B. is in mourning this week.

Ever since he was an impressionable lad, his favorite pinup has been of Phyllis Diller.

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 8, 2013 - 1:26 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Ron has photoshopped a picture of himself on to the cover of every single score album he owns. Usually in his favourite "Luke Skywalker holding a lightsaber" pose.

 
 Posted:   Nov 8, 2013 - 8:22 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Rick15 hates the onset of cold weather because he cannot wear sandals in cold rain and snow. Until spring, he won't be able to show off his pedicures...in public.

 
 Posted:   Nov 8, 2013 - 1:58 PM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Ron has asked the president to pardon YOR.

 
 Posted:   Nov 22, 2013 - 3:25 AM   
 By:   Warlok   (Member)

The momentary disappearance of the 'Tell a lie' thread is actually its end, as bellicosely decreed by Adam B. .

DO NOT DEFY THE WILL OF ADAM B.!!!

LIKE I JUST DID!!!

OR YOUR POST SHALL BE D E S T R O Y E D !!!

DESTROYED!!!

 
 Posted:   Nov 22, 2013 - 7:46 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Warlok is always calm and never resorts to dramatic hyperbole.

 
 Posted:   Nov 22, 2013 - 7:24 PM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Ron still uses a 9-volt battery as a pretend Type-1 phaser when he plays "Star Trek Tag" with his friends.

 
 
 Posted:   Nov 27, 2013 - 1:49 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

STAR WARS: EPISODE VII---Adam B reportedly is in talks for an undisclosed role and said he auditioned for an undisclosed role. An inside source revealed a new role to be cast, "a 40-something military man a la Matt Damon in ELYSIUM."

JJ Abrams jokingly commented on if Adam B was joining R2-D2 in the sequel, "They have different agents."

 
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