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 Posted:   Oct 14, 2013 - 10:39 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

All of Ron's TVs have a loop of Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunions.

 
 Posted:   Oct 14, 2013 - 7:04 PM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Donna has a great excuse to not hand out candy this Halloween. She's putting an empty bowl on her porch with a little sign that reads "No candy due to Gov't shutdown".

 
 Posted:   Oct 14, 2013 - 10:47 PM   
 By:   Ron Hardcastle   (Member)

Adam B. has this lifetime and almost uncontrollable hatred of anything to do with "Star Trek," but has been forced to look at "Star Trek" memorabilia 24 hours a day with his eyes forcibly kept open like Malcolm McDowell's in "A Clockwork Orange." (If anyone can paste that picture of Malcolm McDowell with his bulging eyes forced open, please do so here! Can't remember where I saw it on one of these threads just a day ago.)

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 15, 2013 - 1:09 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Ron spends his spare time transcribing his book collection onto grains of rice.

 
 Posted:   Oct 15, 2013 - 3:50 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

After watching Oliver Stone's JFK, Rick15 is now convinced that dan the man, Chickenhearted, and that newbie person Ron Hardcastle are Zimmer Clones created just for this message board.

 
 Posted:   Oct 15, 2013 - 8:14 AM   
 By:   Ron Hardcastle   (Member)

Jim Phelps is the proud grandfather of swimmer Michael Phelps!

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 15, 2013 - 12:36 PM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Ron has been given a deal for 28 episodes on the Food Network called -- Cooking with Canned Macaroni.

 
 Posted:   Oct 15, 2013 - 1:26 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Donna deliberately uses "Ron" in her posts without clarifying which "Ron" because she wants both of us to be befuddled.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 15, 2013 - 2:19 PM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Ron's house is built entirely of toothpicks, put together by ants that he trained in the finer points of housing construction.

 
 Posted:   Oct 15, 2013 - 2:42 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Rick15 wanted to be my interior designer, but as he works entirely in popsicle sticks, I rejected his offer.

 
 Posted:   Oct 15, 2013 - 11:22 PM   
 By:   Ron Hardcastle   (Member)

And yet it was just revealed, paradoxically, that Ron Pullam has been collecting popsicle sticks his entire life and recently traded all of them for a lifetime membership to Disney World.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 16, 2013 - 2:07 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Clearly Ron's recent appearance here is all about trying to revive sales of his flagging.....15 minutes of fame....

 
 Posted:   Oct 16, 2013 - 4:09 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Rick15 types his lies so fast that you can barely see the "L O V E" and "H A T E" tattoos on his knuckles.

 
 Posted:   Oct 16, 2013 - 7:34 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Jim Phelps believes that Rick15 is the love child of Ron Hardcastle and an alien.

 
 Posted:   Oct 16, 2013 - 7:38 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Ron Pulliam is the head of the all the FSMers named Ron and they're planning a heist to steal the remaining copies of FSM's The Towering Inferno stashed under the Kaplans' desk.

 
 Posted:   Oct 16, 2013 - 8:02 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Jim Phelps is nothin' but a bang-beat, bell-ringing, big-haul, great-go, neck-or-nothin, rip-roarin, every-lie's-a-good-lie salesman.

 
 Posted:   Oct 16, 2013 - 8:08 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

After the heist, Ron realized he was irrelevant to the outcome.

 
 Posted:   Oct 16, 2013 - 10:33 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Jim Phelps had to look up the spelling of "irrelevant" for his last post.

 
 Posted:   Oct 16, 2013 - 11:37 AM   
 By:   Ron Hardcastle   (Member)

And Ron Pullum is the love child of Jim Phelps and one of the (female, of course) Engineers from "Prometheus."

 
 Posted:   Oct 16, 2013 - 12:02 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Who is this "Ron Pullum"?

Must be a new kid.

 
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