Donna has a great excuse to not hand out candy this Halloween. She's putting an empty bowl on her porch with a little sign that reads "No candy due to Gov't shutdown".
Adam B. has this lifetime and almost uncontrollable hatred of anything to do with "Star Trek," but has been forced to look at "Star Trek" memorabilia 24 hours a day with his eyes forcibly kept open like Malcolm McDowell's in "A Clockwork Orange." (If anyone can paste that picture of Malcolm McDowell with his bulging eyes forced open, please do so here! Can't remember where I saw it on one of these threads just a day ago.)
After watching Oliver Stone's JFK, Rick15 is now convinced that dan the man, Chickenhearted, and that newbie person Ron Hardcastle are Zimmer Clones created just for this message board.
And yet it was just revealed, paradoxically, that Ron Pullam has been collecting popsicle sticks his entire life and recently traded all of them for a lifetime membership to Disney World.
Ron Pulliam is the head of the all the FSMers named Ron and they're planning a heist to steal the remaining copies of FSM's The Towering Inferno stashed under the Kaplans' desk.