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Potatoes also don't have penises, so...
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Why do so many bald guys grow beards? Because they can? Not sure if I have this exactly right, but I think I recall reading that those who go bald naturally tend also to be able to grow beards better than those who don't. For my own part, I have a healthy head of hair but am not able to grow a beard very successfully. It takes me a few months of awkward growth to really get a decent beard going. Not really worth it.
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Why do so many bald guys grow beards? 'cause it's hot.
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Underneath the beard. Bart Simpson: "Hey beardo!"
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I do now. Or as close as I can manage, having a thin hair growth on my face. And now that I do, I'm tired of wiping, wiping, wiping extra times after blowing my nose, since it feels like the mucus lodges in my 'stache.
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The one he sported in 'Highlander' was rather better, if somewhat minimal.
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Ten years ago I tried growing a beard for the first and only time. I lasted 55 days. I've recently felt a desire to try again, but reading Phelps is helping keep me levelheaded. As is David's reminder of how awful it is to blow your nose when you've got a mustache.
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