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 Posted:   Mar 21, 2018 - 4:25 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

For the first time in years I didn't buy the SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT issue.



I'm surprised they still make those.
Never was interested in them--not because of any personal movement towards "enlightenment", but merely because the women in it are boring, cookie-cutter representations.)


Actually the opposite is true.
The women are natural beauties lacking the ugliness of today's models and actresses. No implants or nosejobs!

 
 Posted:   Mar 21, 2018 - 4:43 PM   
 By:   Octoberman   (Member)

Actually the opposite is true.
The women are natural beauties lacking the ugliness of today's models and actresses. No implants or nosejobs!



Dude, I've seen them.
I stand by my opinion--though I will say that it's not as bad as it used to be.

(And I should add that my opinions are based solely on my own unique preferences and not meant to denigrade or disparage anyone else's. People like what they like.)
smile

 
 Posted:   Mar 21, 2018 - 10:09 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

Kate Upton
Emily Ratjakowski
Marisa Miller

Nuff said!
smile

 
 Posted:   Mar 21, 2018 - 11:05 PM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

For the first time in years I didn't buy the SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT issue.



I'm surprised they still make those.
Never was interested in them--not because of any personal movement towards "enlightenment", but merely because the women in it are boring, cookie-cutter representations.)


Actually the opposite is true.
The women are natural beauties lacking the ugliness of today's models and actresses. No implants or nosejobs!


Dude, most of those Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models are so not natural! And haven't been for decades.

 
 Posted:   Mar 21, 2018 - 11:06 PM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Kate Upton
Emily Ratjakowski
Marisa Miller

Nuff said!
smile


The Marshall Booby Trap.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 21, 2018 - 11:09 PM   
 By:   The Wanderer   (Member)

I've never eaten an oyster, I mean I've eaten a cooked one as part of a seafood meal, but I've never eaten a raw one straight from the shell, just tip it up & let it slide down. I will do one day.


It's worth it - I only had one, but if the occasion arose I'd have more... It was like having a good old fashioned seaside resort in your gob. I'd think Whitby or Scarborough - you'd probably relate more to Margate or Whitstable!


Blackpool or Southport. Or Morcambe.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 21, 2018 - 11:49 PM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

I've never eaten an oyster, I mean I've eaten a cooked one as part of a seafood meal, but I've never eaten a raw one straight from the shell, just tip it up & let it slide down. I will do one day.


It's worth it - I only had one, but if the occasion arose I'd have more... It was like having a good old fashioned seaside resort in your gob. I'd think Whitby or Scarborough - you'd probably relate more to Margate or Whitstable!


Blackpool or Southport. Or Morcambe.



Hmm, not Blackpool, as I couldn’t taste chips. Or fake tan. But Southport, yep.

 
 Posted:   Mar 22, 2018 - 6:06 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

For the first time in years I didn't buy the SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT issue.



I'm surprised they still make those.
Never was interested in them--not because of any personal movement towards "enlightenment", but merely because the women in it are boring, cookie-cutter representations.)


Actually the opposite is true.
The women are natural beauties lacking the ugliness of today's models and actresses. No implants or nosejobs!


Dude, most of those Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models are so not natural! And haven't been for decades.


But the articles! The Articles!!!

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 22, 2018 - 10:07 AM   
 By:   Rameau   (Member)

I've never eaten an oyster, I mean I've eaten a cooked one as part of a seafood meal, but I've never eaten a raw one straight from the shell, just tip it up & let it slide down. I will do one day.


It's worth it - I only had one, but if the occasion arose I'd have more... It was like having a good old fashioned seaside resort in your gob. I'd think Whitby or Scarborough - you'd probably relate more to Margate or Whitstable!


I think I've been to both Whitby & Scarborough, my younger sister lives just outside of Newcastle (she married a northerner), but I probably won't be going back up there. I think the last time I went to Margate was about 1960. It's usually Poole these days, I will try one before the year's out.

 
 Posted:   Mar 22, 2018 - 11:32 AM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

For the first time in years I didn't buy the SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT issue.



I'm surprised they still make those.
Never was interested in them--not because of any personal movement towards "enlightenment", but merely because the women in it are boring, cookie-cutter representations.)


Actually the opposite is true.
The women are natural beauties lacking the ugliness of today's models and actresses. No implants or nosejobs!


Dude, most of those Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models are so not natural! And haven't been for decades.


How would you know? Have
You ever been in the same room as a naked female?
Cam girls don't count.

 
 Posted:   Mar 22, 2018 - 11:33 AM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

The Solium Virginity

 
 Posted:   Mar 22, 2018 - 12:14 PM   
 By:   Octoberman   (Member)

The Marshall Overcompensation.

 
 Posted:   Mar 22, 2018 - 12:18 PM   
 By:   'Lenny Bruce' Marshall   (Member)

The Marshall Overcompensation.


The Octoberman PLAGIARISM

 
 Posted:   Mar 22, 2018 - 12:21 PM   
 By:   Octoberman   (Member)

The Octoberman PLAGIARISM



Heh.

 
 Posted:   Mar 22, 2018 - 12:34 PM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

I once came home from church with two black eyes. It all started innocently enough. We all stood to sing the first hymn and I noticed that the skirt of the rather large lady in the pew in front of me was stuck, tucked into her behind, so I reached forward and gently tugged at it to correct this. She was furious and turned and whacked me in the face with her hymnal. Hence the first black eye.
Well, I thought she preferred it tucked in so I tucked it in for her. Hence the second black eye.

smile


 
 Posted:   Mar 23, 2018 - 11:53 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

The more I learn about the scandals involving Facebfrownfrownk, the happier I am that I never joined.

I also confess that I'm sorely tempted to cop an attitude of "I told you so" to friends whom have been so gullible and careless about their personal information. However it is painful to think of how many folks have been negatively impacted.

"Caveat emptor"

 
 Posted:   Mar 23, 2018 - 2:11 PM   
 By:   Octoberman   (Member)

The more I learn about the scandals involving Facebfrownfrownk, the happier I am that I never joined.
I also confess that I'm sorely tempted to cop an attitude of "I told you so" to friends whom have been so gullible and careless about their personal information. However it is painful to think of how many folks have been negatively impacted.
"Caveat emptor"




I couldn't agree more.
(Except that in my case I DO let my friends have it. Some of them have come around.)

 
 Posted:   Mar 23, 2018 - 4:47 PM   
 By:   edwzoomom   (Member)

I once came home from church with two black eyes. It all started innocently enough. We all stood to sing the first hymn and I noticed that the skirt of the rather large lady in the pew in front of me was stuck, tucked into her behind, so I reached forward and gently tugged at it to correct this. She was furious and turned and whacked me in the face with her hymnal. Hence the first black eye.
Well, I thought she preferred it tucked in so I tucked it in for her. Hence the second black eye.

smile


This is an old joke that made the rounds years ago. Funny still.

 
 Posted:   Mar 23, 2018 - 9:37 PM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

The Solium Virginity

Coming from a guy who doesn't know the difference between real boobs and fake boobs.

 
 Posted:   Mar 23, 2018 - 9:37 PM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

The Marshall Projection

 
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