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 Posted:   Jun 18, 2007 - 1:10 PM   
 By:   Greg Bryant   (Member)

Why isn't lite beer just called "diet beer"?



Are you and I psychically connected? (I was thinking just that same question the other day.)

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 20, 2007 - 8:25 PM   
 By:   JSWalsh   (Member)

Is that your foot?

 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2007 - 3:31 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

How come after someone dies there's still so much traffic outside?

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2007 - 5:22 PM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Why did Tony Soprano order onion rings?

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2007 - 5:33 PM   
 By:   Gordon Reeves   (Member)

Yeah, Sis. And also:

Who was the joker who didn't pay the electricity bill?! ...

 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2007 - 5:44 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

If the expression "if you remember the Sixties, then you weren't there" holds true, then does that mean that all of the Boomers reminiscing about that time weren't really there?

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2007 - 7:06 PM   
 By:   Greg Bryant   (Member)

If the expression "if you remember the Sixties, then you weren't there" holds true, then does that mean that all of the Boomers reminiscing about that time weren't really there?

Wasn't the saying "If you remember Woodstock, you were never there?"

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2007 - 7:07 PM   
 By:   Greg Bryant   (Member)

Is it okay to like ABBA?

 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2007 - 7:18 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)



Wasn't the saying "If you remember Woodstock, you were never there?"


Should I even trust you since you're over thirty?

What did the hippie say when he ran out of drugs? "Man, this music sucks"?

Why did Hot Lips Houlihan stop being slutty?

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2007 - 9:21 PM   
 By:   The_Mark_of_Score-O   (Member)

I remember that Woodstock didn't even take place in Woodstock (it was actually in Fallsburg, NY).

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2007 - 9:37 PM   
 By:   manderley   (Member)

Why do all meals eaten during a scene in the movies consist primarily of potato salad?

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2007 - 9:39 PM   
 By:   manderley   (Member)

How is it that the ice buckets in movie apartments are always full of fresh ice even when the occupants have been away for a considerable length of time?

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 21, 2007 - 9:41 PM   
 By:   manderley   (Member)

Why is it that Score-O doesn't understand this thread is for questions only, not answers or statements? smile

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 22, 2007 - 2:15 AM   
 By:   JSWalsh   (Member)

How come the people on TV shows who are living lives we're supposed to envy are never seen watching TV?

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 22, 2007 - 4:00 AM   
 By:   The_Mark_of_Score-O   (Member)

Why is it that Score-O doesn't understand this thread is for questions only, not answers or statements?

It's because most of the questions aren't sufficiently stupid.

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 22, 2007 - 4:07 AM   
 By:   JSWalsh   (Member)

Why is it that Score-O doesn't understand this thread is for questions only, not answers or statements?

It's because most of the questions aren't sufficiently stupid.


You're surely capable of remedying that problem. big grin

 
 Posted:   Jun 22, 2007 - 11:06 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

I remember that Woodstock didn't even take place in Woodstock (it was actually in Fallsburg, NY).

Could you regale us with your warm memories of the Stones' concert at Altamont and the Who's December 3, 1979 Cincinnati concert?

 
 
 Posted:   Jun 22, 2007 - 11:27 AM   
 By:   The_Mark_of_Score-O   (Member)

I've never been to Cincinnati.

 
 Posted:   Jun 22, 2007 - 11:47 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

I've never been to Cincinnati.

So then the city's preemptive restraining order on you is still in effect?

 
 Posted:   Jun 23, 2007 - 12:18 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Why do so many people "put the cart before the horse"?

If jeans are now considered dressy, why aren't there any denim wedding dresses?

If your parents die when you're an adult, are you considered an orphan?

 
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