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 Posted:   Dec 11, 2014 - 9:24 AM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

How do the creatures from Predator French kiss each other?

 
 Posted:   Dec 17, 2014 - 9:58 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

And when you want to live how do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know?

 
 Posted:   Dec 18, 2014 - 11:17 AM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

Do dentists offer warranties on teeth?

 
 Posted:   Dec 18, 2014 - 11:23 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

How can a dentist have bad breath?

 
 Posted:   Dec 20, 2014 - 3:35 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Wasn't 1980 really still the 1970s?

 
 
 Posted:   Dec 31, 2014 - 8:30 PM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

Why does the backround noise (music?) in most of these new action movie trailers sound like a couple of bowling balls being rolled through a metal ventilator shaft?

 
 Posted:   Jan 1, 2015 - 2:40 PM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

Would it be risky to buy a used Fleshlight on Ebay?

 
 Posted:   Jan 1, 2015 - 3:54 PM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Shouldn't TV's receive the whole World Wide Web by now?

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2015 - 8:09 AM   
 By:   Recordman   (Member)

Why do these youngsters look so unhappy to be dancing? They look more like they're on the way to a funeral.



That's because they're trying to do "The Stroll" and have no idea how to do it smile

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2015 - 9:34 AM   
 By:   Adam.   (Member)

Is it legal to buy summer sausages during winter?

 
 Posted:   Jan 2, 2015 - 10:22 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Would you like to hear me recite all the Criterion Collection titles and their spine numbers from memory?

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 3, 2015 - 9:14 PM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

How lost would 99% of TV chefs be if they didn't have their trusty bottle of extra virgin olive oil nearby?

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 3, 2015 - 10:12 PM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

At this point do you think Phil Jackson has some regrets about leaving the beach house behind in California to run the Knicks?

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 4, 2015 - 7:34 AM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

Of all the places that he could have been buried Martin Balsam picked Paramus New Jersey?

 
 Posted:   Jan 4, 2015 - 7:58 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

How many Baby Boomer hippies still live on a commune?

 
 Posted:   Jan 4, 2015 - 10:56 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Why do drivers cut you off to get onto the main thoroughfare, then proceed to drive 20 miles under the speed limit?

 
 Posted:   Jan 4, 2015 - 2:24 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Was it ever explained why that morbidly obese character on that old TV show "Lost" never "lost" any weight after all that time on the island?

 
 Posted:   Jan 4, 2015 - 3:21 PM   
 By:   gone   (Member)

Is this really my last chance to buy that mattress at such a great price this year?

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 5, 2015 - 4:52 PM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

How come on American Pickers we never get to see the unfriendly ol' grandpappy in overalls suddenly emerge from behind a pile of junk screaming at the top of his lungs and chasing Mike and Frank off his property with a pitchfork?

"Ya think it's because we penned in his crusty '54 Ford that was up on blocks Frankie?"

"I don't know Mike, but Danielle is gonna catch hell for sending us to this kook."

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 5, 2015 - 10:29 PM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

If you see a big banner hanging on a restaurant that says "Under New Management" does it make you wonder about what went wrong with the place the last time around?

 
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