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Donna:
Why not call a hemoroid an assteroid?
That would make a proctologist an asstronaut. ;-)
Is it just me or does it seem like the designers of certain products don't actually use these products in daily life?
Designer: "Hey, I know! Let's shorten the vacuum chord by 36 inches, make the handle clumsy, and put the attachment holders where you need to move parts around and dis connect the hose so they get knocked off all the fucking time!"
Boss: "Great thinking, Bob! Cut another 12 inches off and we may promote you to uppper manangement!"
Designer: "Hey, wouldn't it be great if we put the air conditioning filter beneath the dash, behind a bunch of parts, so you have to take everything off to get to it for a simple replacement that a car owner could do themselves?"
Boss: "OMG! Yes! And make sure you also make so that if you want to change the speakers, you have to remove the entire backseat assembly and take off the back covering, too. That would be great!"
Designer: "Hey, it just occured to me! We could shape the tooth brush in an awkward manner so that while you are brushing it bumps against your teeth, that way the owner has to hold the brush at a weird angle and not brush properly!"
Boss: "I was just thinking the same thing!!!"
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Adam B.:
Whatever happened to Preparations A thru G?
And when will we ever get Preparation I?
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How come half time doesn't make football twice and short? It just never ends.
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