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 Posted:   Jan 22, 2007 - 2:05 PM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Sorry, but I refuse to listen to any answer to this silly rhetorical question unless it's from Gary Lockwood.

Having said that, I always thought that the whole Syd Meade thing was a bit dodgy. I could sniff the bull even when I was a kid. "Futurist"? Pah! Any 13 year old schoolboy with a pencil and paper could and did "design the future" during his lunch-break!

It's eerie and ironic how 2001 still hasn't really dated... except in one area. Women's fashions. Frank's mom in particular. Frank, lounging within his pristine, futuristic surroundings, appears to be watching an early 60s sit-com couple on the TV. Kinda throws you.


Try this: http://www.gary-lockwood2001.com/welcome.html

 
 Posted:   Jan 22, 2007 - 2:21 PM   
 By:   Heath   (Member)



Try this: http://www.gary-lockwood2001.com/welcome.html


I'm fairly sure that the internet is HAL 9000's final, twisted, paranoid joke on humanity.

See you next Wednesday.

 
 Posted:   Jan 23, 2007 - 5:55 PM   
 By:   DOGBELLE   (Member)

why does butter fly?

 
 Posted:   Jan 23, 2007 - 10:05 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Why aren't people with multiple personalities ever great inventors, scholars, scientists or artists when they are in their "other" personalities? Why must they be raving lunatics or just plain malevolent?

 
 Posted:   Jan 24, 2007 - 12:09 AM   
 By:   Dana Wilcox   (Member)

When you lose your keys, why is there always someone (usually someone with crossed eyes and crooked teeth) who says, "Well, where did you leave them?" Huuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh????????

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 24, 2007 - 12:16 AM   
 By:   Greg Bryant   (Member)

When you lose your keys, why is there always someone (usually someone with crossed eyes and crooked teeth) who says, "Well, where did you leave them?" Huuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh????????

I DO NOT HAVE CROSSED EYES!!!

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 24, 2007 - 5:06 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

Why aren't people with multiple personalities ever great inventors, scholars, scientists or artists when they are in their "other" personalities? Why must they be raving lunatics or just plain malevolent?

Hmmm - I asked Leonardo that, and he explained that I had to go and burn something before he'd tell me.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 24, 2007 - 6:22 AM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)

Why aren't people with multiple personalities ever great inventors, scholars, scientists or artists when they are in their "other" personalities? Why must they be raving lunatics or just plain malevolent?

I don't know . Good question.
Perhaps a good place to start is by observing folks who change handles on internet messageboards and admit to watching "The Golf Channel".

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 24, 2007 - 10:13 AM   
 By:   Greg Bryant   (Member)



Hmmm - I asked Leonardo that, and he explained that I had to go and burn something before he'd tell me.


DaVinci? DeCaprio?

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 24, 2007 - 5:25 PM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)



DaVinci? DeCaprio?


smile

Sorry - no answers allowed

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 24, 2007 - 8:38 PM   
 By:   Greg Bryant   (Member)



DaVinci? DeCaprio?

smile

Sorry - no answers allowed


You'll notice that they WERE in the form of questions. And no doubt they were stupid questions.

So there.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 25, 2007 - 3:23 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)


You'll notice that they WERE in the form of questions. And no doubt they were stupid questions.


Undoubtedly, what you posed were questions - no disputing that. However, if I'd said Da Vinci, Di Caprio, the former Brazilian footballer, the teenage mutant ninja turtle or some other, hitherto unknown Leonardo, THAT would have been an answer.

So I was concerned about ME giving an answer, not YOU. Hence your use of that picture of Goldsmith having an examination for throat ulcers was both unnecessary and misplaced.

And please be advised that the above is an explanation, not an answer. Just in case the thread cops are watching.....

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 25, 2007 - 10:34 AM   
 By:   Greg Bryant   (Member)



Undoubtedly, what you posed were questions - no disputing that. However, if I'd said Da Vinci, Di Caprio, the former Brazilian footballer, the teenage mutant ninja turtle or some other, hitherto unknown Leonardo, THAT would have been an answer.

So I was concerned about ME giving an answer, not YOU. Hence your use of that picture of Goldsmith having an examination for throat ulcers was both unnecessary and misplaced.

And please be advised that the above is an explanation, not an answer. Just in case the thread cops are watching.....


Okay, what should we have done? Should we have had a conversation like that on "Who's Line Is It Anyway" (the British version, not the American), where they have a conversation composed entirely of questions? Or should half the board have just smacked you upside the head for confusing James Horner with Jerry Goldsmith?

And have any of my questions above truly risen yet to the level of stupid?

big grin big grin big grin wink wink wink

 
 Posted:   Jan 25, 2007 - 10:38 AM   
 By:   DOGBELLE   (Member)

TO BE!
OR NOT TO BE!

OR
TO BEE!
OR NOT TO BEE?

 
 Posted:   Jan 25, 2007 - 7:57 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)



I don't know . Good question.
Perhaps a good place to start is by observing folks who change handles on internet messageboards and admit to watching "The Golf Channel".


LOL! I'm glad I ("we") weren't drinking anything when I ("we") read that!!!

NP: Sybil (Rosenman)

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 26, 2007 - 6:27 AM   
 By:   ANZALDIMAN   (Member)



LOL! I'm glad I ("we") weren't drinking anything when I ("we") read that!!!

NP: Sybil (Rosenman)


What?

No dumb sunglasses with smiley emoticons this time, Zelig peanutbutterbeard?







 
 Posted:   Jan 27, 2007 - 4:05 PM   
 By:   Steve Johnson   (Member)

George Carlin had a good one back in the day.

He talked about how at an Airport, he would wonder why he'd always hear the people say-

"Let's get on the Plane now", "It's time to get on the Plane"

To which he replied

"You can get ON the Plane, I'm getting IN the Plane."

We get ON Trains, Planes and Buses but we get IN Cars.

Interesting.



LOL! I saw Carlin on that PBS interview with BLANK Rose- (can't remember his first name) and he's quite, quite literate and educated. His mom was an English teacher and instilled the proper use of language in him at a young age, and he's plumbed it's misuse with hilarious results.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 27, 2007 - 6:54 PM   
 By:   steve jongeward   (Member)

why is it that F O O D goes in - but D O O F isn't what we call what comes out?
It would make more sense when people call others a 'doofus' !

 
 Posted:   Jan 29, 2007 - 2:56 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)



What?

No dumb sunglasses with smiley emoticons this time, Zelig peanutbutterbeard?





I aim to please...(and always miss the target)

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 31, 2007 - 11:41 PM   
 By:   Greg Bryant   (Member)

What happens if you are asleep and you are dreaming that you are asleep having a dream and you wake up from the dream that you dream that you are having?

 
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