Don't ever bring up drive ins to MR PHELPS,the last time he went to one on a date with a girl, a tornado hit. The movie screen landed on his car and his girlfriend died. Like TED KENNEDY he does not remember anything.
On the various on-line dating websites that Jim subscribes to, he describes himself as "human" and lists his turn offs as "women with hairy backs" and "people who tell lies on message boards"
Ron surprised everyone on his recent birthday when he went to a local male strip club and jump out of a big birthday cake in his birthday suit.His wife told all the ladies at the club, see what your missing.
