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 Posted:   Aug 31, 2013 - 7:42 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Adam B. really had hope that the Taylor-Fortensky marriage would work.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 1, 2013 - 4:46 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Jim is not allowed to be within 100 yards of a McDonald's "restaurant" because of THAT incident.

 
 Posted:   Sep 2, 2013 - 7:18 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Rick15 is one nectarine banana kale smoothie away from Charles Thaxton-like healthiness. One.

 
 Posted:   Sep 2, 2013 - 4:48 PM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Jim is so dedicated to recycling that he weaved a bowlful of dryer lint into a new pair of socks.

 
 Posted:   Sep 2, 2013 - 5:46 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

The U.S. government officially lists Adam B's hair color as "tan."

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 4, 2013 - 9:14 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

Don't ever bring up drive ins to MR PHELPS,the last time he went to one on a date with a girl, a tornado hit. The movie screen landed on his car and his girlfriend died. Like TED KENNEDY he does not remember anything.

 
 Posted:   Sep 5, 2013 - 2:07 AM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Dan thinks flipping houses has something to do with Judo.

 
 Posted:   Sep 5, 2013 - 7:03 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Adam B's lies are big. It's this thread that got small.

 
 Posted:   Sep 5, 2013 - 9:27 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Jim Phelps is sad that it is now September because it marks the end of his summer vegetable gardening and his piccalilli canning.

 
 Posted:   Sep 6, 2013 - 2:56 PM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Ron named a star after his wife for their anniversary. Now he's seeing stars after she belted him in the eye.

 
 Posted:   Sep 6, 2013 - 3:02 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Adam B. "harumphs" every time someone praises Heath Ledger's portrayal of The Joker instead of Jack Nicholson's.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 7, 2013 - 6:08 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

On the various on-line dating websites that Jim subscribes to, he describes himself as "human" and lists his turn offs as "women with hairy backs" and "people who tell lies on message boards"

 
 Posted:   Sep 7, 2013 - 8:00 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Rick15 posts lies while cheerfully nibbling on a Vegemite submarine sandwich.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 7, 2013 - 8:52 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Jim believes that the term "Down Under" refers to the last place his soap goes in the shower.

 
 Posted:   Sep 9, 2013 - 11:05 AM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Rick15 set up a kissing booth at the local county fair. No takers. embarrassment

 
 Posted:   Sep 9, 2013 - 11:11 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Adam B. spends several hours a day trying to figure out which one is Heckle and which one is Jeckle.

 
 Posted:   Sep 9, 2013 - 11:20 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

When Jim Phelps is alone, he snacks on gnats' knuckles and cigarette butts.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 9, 2013 - 7:42 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

Ron surprised everyone on his recent birthday when he went to a local male strip club and jump out of a big birthday cake in his birthday suit.His wife told all the ladies at the club, see what your missing.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 9, 2013 - 7:44 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

delete

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 10, 2013 - 3:45 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Dan posts lies wearing nothing but his underpants and a helmet made of tin-foil.

 
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