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 Posted:   Jul 20, 2013 - 10:18 AM   
 By:   Graham S. Watt   (Member)

Charles Thaxton has seen THIS ISLAND EARTH so many times that his head has turned into the Metaluna Mutant's scrotum. Or the other way round.

 
 Posted:   Jul 20, 2013 - 2:22 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Graham is relying on the alternating use of Primal Scream and Autosuggestion therapy in order to deal with the recent defeats of Barcelona and Spain FC in the Champions League and Confederations Cup tournaments. He's also steering waaaaaaay clear of the Football thread.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 20, 2013 - 2:41 PM   
 By:   Graham S. Watt   (Member)

Jim's head has become so frazzled in the Florida sun that he has forgotten that we should be telling LIES on this thread.

 
 Posted:   Jul 20, 2013 - 2:46 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Graham has an app that reminds him at any given time whether he's Graham S. Watt or Kev McGann.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 20, 2013 - 3:36 PM   
 By:   Graham S. Watt   (Member)

Jim Phelps is so self-obsessed that he has been waiting for the last hour to see what someone was going to say about him on this thread.

 
 Posted:   Jul 20, 2013 - 3:49 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

If Graham plays his cards right, he'll be the next Ted McGinley.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 21, 2013 - 12:27 PM   
 By:   Graham S. Watt   (Member)

Jim has an app that reminds him at any given time whether he's Jim Phelps or Frank Drebin.

 
 Posted:   Jul 21, 2013 - 12:45 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Graham is in the midst of his "I am a Celtic Woman" phase.

 
 Posted:   Jul 21, 2013 - 3:54 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim picks the raisins out of his Raisin Bran, eats the bran flakes, then eats the raisins for dessert but absolutely refuses to eat them mixed, and will knock the bowl off the table, in blind rage, unless he's allowed to separate them

 
 Posted:   Jul 21, 2013 - 5:43 PM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

When no one is looking, Charles puts his dry Cocoa Puffs into a mortar and pestle, crushes them into a fine powder and sprinkles it on top of his Cap'n Crunch cereal as a morning pick-me-up.

 
 Posted:   Jul 21, 2013 - 6:25 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Adam B. is trying to talk Charles and DavidinBerkeley out of retirement so the three of them can take their "Solid Gold Dancers" routine back on the road.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 22, 2013 - 4:42 AM   
 By:   HarryRA   (Member)

Jim suffers from long-term depression. The only means to cheer him up is by looking at Burt Reynolds Playgirl centerfold pictures.

 
 Posted:   Jul 22, 2013 - 6:49 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

For years, HarryRA was this thread's janitor and the above is his first lie since being promoted. Now he's back to being janitor.

 
 Posted:   Aug 16, 2013 - 4:21 PM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Jim was in a rebellious mood, so when the gas pump said to "Please remove card quickly" he pulled it out real slooowwww.

 
 Posted:   Aug 16, 2013 - 4:36 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Adam B. has Harry Osborn (the comic version) hair.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 16, 2013 - 6:47 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

Jim Phelps was up for the part of SCROOGE years ago. But the last minute they decided they wanted a actor to play the role.

 
 Posted:   Aug 16, 2013 - 6:50 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

dan the man is the last of the "Chia head" generation.

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 16, 2013 - 7:25 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

JIM PHELPS was the only man in Texas who saw the new version of THE ALAMO in the movie houses.

 
 Posted:   Aug 17, 2013 - 6:26 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Why do dan the man's topics drop like rocks the second he goes to sleep?

 
 
 Posted:   Aug 18, 2013 - 5:40 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Jim is ok with it when people praise his early lies...

....and chooses to ignore the criticism that comes with allowing other writers from his "media lies" group to ghost write his lies for him

 
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