Charles resents the absence of Robby the Robot and the crew of the Seaview in contemporary "Lifestyle Imagery" and threatens to "go Jason Bourne on advertisers' asses" if things don't change.
Jim has been actively lobbying to take over the roles of the MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD/Dos Equis guy and/or the Heineken party guy. He told both companies he qualifies because of his lifelong beer experiences.
The worst thing Rick15 did as a child was to go into the grocery store with a Magic Marker, find all of the jars of Smuckers and black out the SM's and replace it with an F.
Last Christmas, Adam B. gave special ladies a coupon for a night of "loving" with him. He's getting a bit concerned as to why no one has yet cashed one in.
Jim had his hopes up of being the new spokesman for Slim Jim's, but the ghost of Macho Man Savage returned and gave him a third rope flying elbow, saying "NOOOO OOONNNEEE CAN REPLACE THE 'MACHO MAN'!"
Jim Phelps disguised himself and auditioned to be my Mrs. Robinson. However, when he crossed his legs on the bar stool, it dawned on him that he'd forgotten to shave them. Funny thing is, other than the hairy legs, Phelps looked damned good.
