CAT FROM OUTER SPACE-78- He is a real celestial dude.-------------------------------------------------------------GOLIATH AWAITS-81-To cream David----------------------------------------------------------------------VAULT OF HORROR-73- Did our near sighted cousin get lost in the cemetary again?-------------------------SON OF FRANKENSTEIN-39- Like his father he just loves to dig.--------------------------------------------AND NOW THE SCREAMING STARTS-73- Doctor, we forgot to put the patient out when we sliced his stomach open.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------BRUCE LEE RETURNS FROM THE GRAVE-79- Millions of women wish.
THE COLLEGE GIRL MURDERS-67- To die for higher education.---------------------------------------------------FREDDIE VS JASON-03-And you thought the WWF was rough.-----------------------------------------------DEEP RISING-98- A midget climbing out of a well-----------------------------------------------------------THE LEOPARD MAN-43- Never lost a track meet.---------------------------------------------------------------EYES OF LAURA MARS-78- Fell in love with Pluto Naish.-------------------------------------------------------BEAST WITH A MILLION EYES-55- Went crazy trying to decide what to look at.
MARS ATTACK-95- What is it with those occupants on that planet, you don't hear living things on Pluto acting up.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------TOBOR THE GREAT-54- Spell the name Tobor backwards look what you got.---------------------------------------I WAS A TEENAGE FRANKENSTEIN-57- He got the wrong science teacher.----------------------------HIGH ANXIETY-77-Oh my i forgot to open my parachute when i jumped out of the plane.------------------------MIGHTY PEKING MAN-77-Always ordered Peking duck at the resturant.---------------------------------A PLACE OF ONE'S OWN-44- Hopefully when you are sitting on the toilet.
ONE TWO THREE-61- four five six---------------------------------------------------------------------------------BREAKFAST AT MANCHESTOR MORGUE-74-i would like scramble eggs over a leg, a French men's toasted toe, pancakes with a liver, Rice krispies with blood and a nice glass of embalming fluid, thank you Sir-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------PLAN NINE FROM OUTER SPACE-56- plan ten was to destroy this film----------------------------------------DEATH WISH-74- Have you ever jump into a lake with lead boots on.--------------------------------------DR JEKYLL AND MR HYDE--32-41- etc etc-Some people just don't know who they are.-------------------------SCREAM BLACULA SCREAM-73- i thought his victims did that.
SON OF KONG-33- I always wondered where Queen Kong was?--------------------------------------------------BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN-35-The wedding was a disaster, when she laughed her stitches opened up.------DRACULA'S GREAT LOVE-72- To who? Elvira?-------------------------------------------------------------FRANKENSTEIN MUST BE DESTROYED-69- Are you kidding?, Destroy a money making franchise.--------------------------THE ODD COUPLE-68- Did you hear Liberace once went out on a date with Anita Bryant.-----------------ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES-78-Delmonte is suing.------------------------------------If you think their bad, check the lettuce.
THE DAY THE WORLD ENDED-56-The day FSM ends it's board----------------------------------------------------CLUB DEAD-88-It will surely be your last vacation.----------------------------------------------------------------THE WATTS MONSTER-75-Don't they have enough problems in that neigborhood?---------------------BUG-75- Get the raid.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------BEGINNING OF THE END-47-57-It always is.-----------------------------------------------------------THE FEARLESS VAMPIRE KILLERS-67-Buffy's grandparent's.-------------------------------------------------------THE FLYING SAUCER-50-You ever see a bomb go off in a coffee shop?------------------------------------------TEENAGE ZOMBIES-58- Watching too many info commercials--------------------------------------top 40 music charts------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------THE BEES-78- Sorry no birds, no sex.
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DIABOLICAL DR Z-66- Why do genre filmmakers like to use the last few letters of the alphabet to identify their mad doctors?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------THE OUT OF TOWNERS-70-98-Half the people walking around the Big apple in December?--------------Devil doll-36-64-Barbie's satanic cousin------------------------------------------------------------------------THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN-Typical major league baseball player.------------------------------------------COUNTESS DRACULA-72-Her hubby left her, all her business ventures were fly by nights.------------------------FROM DUSK TILL DAWN-97-Is night.
WHAT HAPPENED TO AUNT ALICE?-69-She is hanging out with Auntie Roo--------------------------------------------WHO SLEW AUNTIE ROO?-72-Aunt Alice.--------------------------------------------------------------SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS-64- Why not spread Christmas into outer space?---------------------TOTAL RECALL-90-Something that will make you lose alot of friends.-------------------------------------SPLATTER UNIVERSITY-85- There grades are a cut above the rest.-----------------------------------------DAY OF WINE AND ROSES-63-Alcoholic running a flower shop.
HOUSE OF A 1000 CORPSES-03- Cheap Charlie won't bury the bodies.---------------------------------------SOLE SURVIVOR-69-only the bottom of his shoes remains-----------------------------------------------------A FIRE IN THE SKY--78- The sun blew up.---------------------------------------------------------------------------ALICE SWEET ALICE-77- she fell in a confectionary in Wonderland.----------------------------------------PLAY IT AGAIN SAM-72-Doesn't top 40 do that enough?-------------------------------------------------------IT LIVES AGAIN-78-they are bringing the Edsel back.
THE MUMMY'S SHROUD-67- Has become very shy after all those years.--------------------------------------------------HOW AWFUL ABOUT ALLAN-70- He still wets the bed.---------------------------------------------------NIGHT SLAVES-70- But they are free by day.--------------------------------------------------------------A COLD'S NIGHT DEATH-73-Having to go to the outhouse at 3.am on a winter's night 150 years ago.--------------CRUISE INTO TERROR-78-Somebody left those lettuce and tomato sandwiches with mayonaise out on the deck in the sun too long.-----------------------------------------------------------------------HOLLOW MAN-2000- Most politicians.----------------------------------------------------------------
THE LAST WAVE-77-The retirement of an aging surfer-----------------------------------------------------------ARMAGEDDON-98-always sound like some product to clean out your sink or toilet bowl,-------------------------CURSE OF THE CRYING WOMAN -63- She does wonders at funerals.------------------------------------------THE MAN WHO HAUNTED HIMSELF-70-Ugly guy who keeps too many mirrors in his house.--------------------WHERE HAVE ALL THE PEOPLE GONE-74-heaven, hell, purgotary, oblivion, etc etc etc------------------EARTH TWO-71- Cloning in a very big way.----------------------------------------------------------------FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE-64- Lions lost their jobs.
BEYOND THE DOOR-74-Is a room.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH-70-Another MTA worker goes beserk.------------------------------------------------EARTH VS THE FLYING SAUCERS-56-Did Bin Laden get any ideas from the ending of this film?-------------------CANDLESHOE-77- Must have a hard time walking in one of those.---------------------------------------FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM-66- Got mugged by a 98 year old grandmother.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------CAT WOMEN OF THE MOON-54-Do i dare say it, can't do it- ------- from space.
BACK FROM THE DEAD-57- And ready to groove.---------------------------------------------------------------------THE SILENT SCREAM-80-A mute with her mouth wide open.--------------------------------------------------------A BEAUTIFUL MIND-Should not be wasted.---------------------------------------------------------------GORGO-59- Where did Gor--go?---------------------------------------------------------------------------------THE LAUGHING POILCEMAN-74-Surprise, ten pounds of donuts.------------------------------------------GODZILLA VS THE THING-64-If it's the Howard Hawks one?, it's over in 5 seconds.---------------------------CALIFORNIA SPLIT-75- What happens to people's leg movement's in L.A when a earthquake hit's.----------------------ORDINARY PEOPLE-80-Science fiction tale about Hollywood.
LONG HOT SUMMER-59- It's sequel. Short cold winter.-----------------------------------------------------------------GHOST AND MR CHICKEN-66-MR Sanders in the next world.--------------------------------------------------MR MAGOO-98- Many politicians in Washington D.C.------------------------------------------------------------THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL-78-Male strippers in Rio- de-ja-neiro.--------------------------------------------MAIL ORDER BRIDE-64-The postman must have gotten a hernia delivering that one.-------------------------CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON-54- Never could see where he was swimming.
KING KONG VS GODZILLA-62-Get real with Godzilla's breath you got a hot well done ape ready to barbucue in 1 minute.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------HIGH NOON-52- It's sequel LOW MIDNIGHT.---------------------------------------------------------------------NAVY VS THE NIGHT MONSTERS-66- Hey pop joining the military i get on the SCIFI channel?----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------SHE WAITS-72- Horny wife can't get hubby away from his new dish TV system.-------------------------------DIGBY THE BIGGEST DOG IN THE WORLD-75- You should have seen the pound we got him at.-------------------TERROR IN THE ISLES-83- Movie usher slips on sticky popcorn.
GHOST IN THE MACHINE-93-Many computer users have come to believe at times there seem to be one.----------------------------SON OF DRACULA-43-Like his old man just like to put the bite on you.----------------------DEVIL'S NIGHTMARE-71- He must be dreaming of himself.---------------------------------------------------SCARS OF DRACULA-70-From the old Turk wars?--------------------------------------------------------2001 A SPACE ODYSSEY-68- Bin Laden couldn't get the planes up that high.------------------------------------------TWO FOR THE ROAD-67- Don't every alcoholic say that when they leave the bar?
GODZILLA VS MEGALON-73-Pass the sushi,----------------------------------------------------------------------WHATEVER HAPPENED TO AUNT ALICE?-69-She went on a long trip with Auntie Roo.-------------------------------WHO SLEW AUNTIE ROO?-72-Aunt Alice.------------------------------------------------------------------HORROR HOTEL-60-Wait till you see room service.------------------------------------------------------LET'S KILL UNCLE-66- Is Aunt Alice still at it.-------------------------------------------------------------------DRACULA'S DOG-77-No wonder why you always have to walk them at night.
PARASITE-82-Your mother in law is coming over again.------------------------------------------------------------------THE LAWNMOWER MAN- -90- i always thought that gadget had a mind of it's own.-----------------------DEAD DEAD DELILAH-72- Aunt Alice got her too?---------------------------------------------------------------THE HOUSE THAT VANISHED-74- Their tenents were terrorists?--------------------------------------------------WAR BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN-72-The first real World war 1.
