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You should like cricket on tv then coz the sun always shines on tv.
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Dec 3, 2017 - 4:31 AM
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brofax
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For the benefit of our USA cousins here is a brief explanation of cricket I came across some years ago. Simple game, really.
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!
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For the benefit of our USA cousins here is a brief explanation of cricket I came across some years ago. Simple game, really.
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!
who knew this bastard cricket thread would be the new "go to place to hang out" ??! 
i love this - brofax writes the funniest post in the whole bloody thread....and u lot just carry on talking about poxy england's batting and bowling ! its the equivalent of star wars fanboys ignoring a mild jibe about their favourite children's space adventure.
in the words of Jack: " You cant handle the truth!" 
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