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"Fuck you, asshole"
- Arnold in The Terminator
So many layers...
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The Edge (1997)
MICKEY: "Charles knows what everything is. Got a question? Ask him. Charles knows everything."
STYLES: "Take a mighty accomplished man to claim that."
CHARLES: "I didn't claim it. I don't claim anything."
MICKEY: "Well you ask him. See if I'm wrong. Betcha' can't stump him."
STYLES: "I'll betcha' I can. I tell you what… (Styles reaches above to pull a canoe paddle down from an overhead rafter. The paddle has a black panther painted on it.) …I will give you five dollars, you can tell me what's on the other side of this blade."
CHARLES: "It's a rabbit smoking a pipe."
STYLES: "Hmmm!" (He turns the paddle to reveal a rabbit smoking a long pipe.)
BOB: "A rabbit smoking a pipe. Why in the world would that be, Charles?"
CHARLES: "Uh…well, it's a symbol of the Cree Indians. On one side there's the panther, on the other his prey, uh, the rabbit. He sits unafraid. He smokes his pipe. It's a traditional motif."
STYLES: "Why is he unafraid?"
CHARLES: "Because he's smarter than the panther."
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Dirty Harry (1971)
...Eastwoods delivery and the Mayor's confused but accepting line always stands out
The Mayor: Callahan... I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore district. You understand? That's my policy.
Harry Callahan: Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard that's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How'd you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
[Callahan leaves]
The Mayor: I think he's got a point.
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Willard (1971)
"Mr. Martin, I have a number of things to tell you.
First, you stole the business from my father.
And second, it killed my mother.
And third, you're trying to ruin ME.
You never let me alone for a minute.
You made a fool out of me in front of everybody, and now you're trying to steal my house.
I HEARD YOU!
That's why you tried to fire me.
You…you made me hate myself.
I…I thought a lot about it…hating myself.
Well…I like myself now."
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Battle Beyond The Stars (1980)
Nestor: "What is that you're eating?"
Cowboy: "That's a hot dog. It comes from earth. Try one. (Nestor tastes the hot dog.) Do you like it?"
Nestor: "There's no dog in this."
Cowboy: "Huh uh."
Nestor: "Hydrolyzed vegetable protein, soy bean meal, niacin, dextrose and sodium nitrate flavoring."
Cowboy: "Yup. That's what we call meat back home."
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Nothing in the world is any good unless you can share it.
Bob mitchum, Build my gallows high 1947
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good one neo.
Heres a bit of skullduggery and banter among the Berlin underworld from Funeral in Berlin.
Kreutzman's bodyguard, dropping Palmer (alias Dorf, Michael Caine) off: "Goodnight, Mr Dorf..."
Palmer looks at driver, who hasnt spoken: "Good-night...Mist-er Kreutz-man!"
Kreutzman (played by the excellent Gunter Meisner) turns to look out the side window at Dorf: "Good night, Mr Palmer..!!"
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"...When a man leaves his wife... he remembers his wedding night ...!"
- Colonel Stock, (Oskar Homolka) - Funeral in berlin
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The Facts Of Life (1960)
Lucille Ball quizzes Bob Hope…
"What's that for?"
"Painting."
"Who paints?"
"I do."
"YOU do?"
"Sure."
"You're kidding."
"I am NOT."
"YOU…a painter?"
"Well what do you want me to do, cut off my ear?"
"No, it's just that I never---"
"It's just a hobby. I do it to relax. I figure it's easier than hitting the kids, and almost as much fun."
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