The world deteriorated a little faster when Harrison Ford got the role of Indiana Jones instead of Tom Selleck.'
Indiana 'Stache and the Shaving Cream of Dude!
To quote Richie Brockelman, "the thing about it is is..." while the moviegoing public could stand to see a relatively clean-shaven Hartison Ford every three years in an Indiana Jones movie, the *world* needed to see that Selleck 'Stache every week on MAGNUM, P.I. That hairiest of decades, the 1970s, had only just ended and in 1980 the world existed in an uncertain twilight of style. Those who refused to shave off their beards and mustaches needed one of their own to still be out there.